Secret Shuffle

Secret Shuffle - to wank in public without arousing suspicion.

Cameron enjoyed a 'Secret Shuffle' in the clubhouse, after every game of rugby.

by Banned4life75 July 29, 2018

Secret stoner

someone who you would never expect to smoke but does, and keeps their secret habit to themselves

Person 1: you know that quiet girl in math class?

Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy

by va11eyofdo11s December 8, 2018

Secret blo

When a girl is giving you a blowjob (probably under the table) while you try to talk with someone who doesn't know what's happening down there

Damn bro, she gave me a epic secret blo at the bar yesterday

by The big dick boy December 11, 2018

Secret Agent Man

A male who claims they are a transgender female to infiltrate women's spaces for nefarious reasons

Karen White, jailed for raping two women with "her" penis, successfully infiltrated a women's prison as a Secret Agent Man to sexually assault two female prisoners.

by ba327 January 29, 2019

secret snapchat

Basically snap for nudes

Do you know Jessica has a secret snap?

Oh shit really? What is it
Secret Snapchat means Snapchat for dirty pictures like nudes

by Anyfuckingrandomusername February 10, 2019

[Secret Service]

A popular term, thought to be initially coined in 2008 at a donut shop in the Maltese village of San Gwann, indicating an incognito or underhanded act. Its ever-evolving versality has contributed to its rapid adoption across the Maltese islands. Both a verb and an adjective.

John met a girl on Tinder. He went on a date with her, without telling his friends. John went on a secret service date.

Sarah was drinking at a bar and wanted to leave to buy brocolli, but was too shy to tell her friends. She snuck away and bought her broccoli. That made her brocolli, secret service brocolli.

by bro colli March 10, 2019

secret open relationship

a relationship in which both parties participating fuck and chill but are in no way committed to each other and still see other people but don’t tell anyone they’re in a relationship

person 1: “yo is that chick single? do you think i can smash?”

person 2: “ i heard she was in a secret open relationship”

person 1: “bet, imma slide”

by cloutdaddyD June 7, 2019