Air seasoning

The act of walking through a cafeteria/ buffet and proceeding to realease flatulance on the food.

"I hope your eggs from the motel buffet taste good, I added some air seasoning for you."

by Cablub January 31, 2022

Season Ninja

That asshole guy that secretly seasons your food without your knowledge.

Jason-"Aaron and Andy did you season ninja my food?!"

by Wintera83 September 16, 2018

Seasonal Dread

Sea·son·al Dread \ˈsē-zən-əl 'dred\

1. Feelings of hopelessness, personal lament, or melancholy that are directly related to long durations of unfavorable weather patterns or temperature.

2. Feeling listlessness and bored after being stuck inside a house throughout a Minnesota winter with nothing to do except play Jenga by yourself.

3. Hatred of mother nature for the unfortunate tundra region you live in.

1. Billy was overcome by a feeling of seasonal dread as he looked out the window and realized the empty wasteland that was his backyard would be covered with 2-feet of snow another 4 months.

2. The snow yetti was filled with an overwhelming sense of seasonal dread upon the realization that all his Perrenials were not planted below the frost line.

by scanner_obscura February 26, 2011

Season Burning

The act of rapidly watching consecutive seasons of a particular show in order catch up to current season.

I had to call out of work this morning bc I was season burning ALL of shameless last night.

by cdb.phillybluntz March 13, 2014

seasonally harassed

It’s like when people don’t bother you much and then the holidays come and they’re all up your butt about something.

i’m being seasonally harassed. help please.

by spoiled_milk December 14, 2019

Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".

Go season the ham.

by wfgqwf March 1, 2011

stack season

A period of time where you save your money. Stack your racks

I'm tryna buy a car soon it's stack season!

by M.stone January 1, 2018