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sconsing

the act of superficially enlarging ones manhood by use of random bakery products. most notably the scone.

not to be reccomended due to crumbling.
eg. mate im sconsing tonight.
eg. im on the 'sconse' (abbreviation)
by joe nobinson December 25, 2007
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scould

1.
to REALLY burn or affect painfully with or as if with hot liquid or steam.
2.
to subject to the action of boiling or REALLY hot liquid.
3.

Like scalding only hotter
That guy Donovan is a cunt, i'm going to corner him in the canteen with boiling kettle in hand, then SCOULD the shit outta him!
by LordScoulder October 20, 2011
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Scouser

Someone from the Wirral Peninsular. The term is mostly used to describe people from Liverpool but this is an incorrect deffinition as the scouse accent originated on the Wirral and was COPIED by people from across the water in Liverpool(Lancashire).

People from Liverpool are woolybacks.
Hello, where do you live?

Birkenhead me lad.

Oh, so you're a scouser.
by dixiedean7 November 28, 2011
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Scouse

People who Lie, Cheat and Steal. Or generally, most people from the Red side of Liverpool.
Lie : Steven Gerrard. Claims to be Liverpool through and through, despite being photographed with Everton shirts (Liverpool's local rivals) when a youth, which indicates he is also a Gloryhunter. Handing in transfer requests because teh Rentboys (Chelski) double the money he was payed at 'his team'

Cheat : Steven Gerrard. Cheats by diving. Falls without being touched in order to win a game for his team.

Steal : The Citizens of Liverpool. Steal benefits. Despite being ablely bodied but just too lazy to be educated properly. Typical Scouse
by Rosso Bianco e Nero December 9, 2008
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scouse african

a little thieving scally who for the purposes of glory and trying to evade shame desperately tries to claim he is from south africa, when truly he is a dirty little unwashed rat who originates from a skip outside goodison park.this unfortunate little cunt was raised by wolves, resulting in him not being able to socialise with humans and having outrageously excessive leg hair growth.
that cunts a little socuse african
thieving little scouse african
some scouse african's robbed my shoes
wales is a cunt
by matt rumsey March 2, 2008
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scosh

by Pedro22 October 25, 2006
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sconsin

Smilin hard after smokin herb
You're over there all 'sconsin.
by milkman0311 November 23, 2013
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