the shoulders

a shrug; raised shoulders in response to someone

essentially meaning:
1. I don't know
2. I can't help you
3. You're fucked
4. I don't give a fuck about your problem

Me: Northwest Airlines totally screwed me by losing my luggage. After waiting for an hour, their customer service just gave me the shoulders instead of any assistance or freebies in apology.

Mike: She gave you the shoulders? Wow, she pretty much told you to go fuck yourself!

by sick66 January 7, 2011

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sloppy shoulders

Sloppy shoulders, a person whom consistently attempts to avoid responsibility for their own actions or others they have authority over.

A person whom knows how to do a job properly, put cannot be bothered to do it probably, does half the job and does it badly.

Sloppy shoulders I’ve shown you how to do this correctly countless times

by Matthew1900 January 18, 2007

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Shoulder Chrome

When somebody has dandruff so badly, you mistake them for the polar ice caps. Blizzards in Siberia ain't got nothing on this guy.

I thought I saw the Abominable Snowman, but it was just Ted and his bad case of shoulder chrome.

by Yoshie March 6, 2008

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Shoulder Candy

When someone sneaks up and puts candy on your shoulder for a childish laugh.

Mother!! Stop doing that shoulder candy sh*t while I drive my train game!!!!

by Naughty Biscuit October 18, 2019

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Bose Shoulder

The behavior similar to that of the cold shoulder given to Contractors by Bose full-time employees and supervisors. A feeling of distinct alienation once you have found out your contract has not been renewed, yet you are still employed.

Wow, that cashier was so frigid, she was giving me the bose shoulder.

by Edgar Frogg May 5, 2008

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