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Purple schlong

the act of getting ur dingle berries stuck under the couch all while screaming " oh lord im cumming"
Arnaud- i just pulled a purple schlong last night

Thibault- wow how was it ?

Arnaud- Perfect.
by Tiger master January 6, 2023
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schlong

A word used to describe a dick when it is whipped out quickly or if it is 7+ inches.
Guy1: "He whipped out his schlong THIS FAST"
Guy2: "How fast?"
Guy1: "so fast"
by cooldefenitionmaekr April 16, 2024
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Schlong island

Stupid bong man from schlong island
by Agayguy March 1, 2024
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Schlong Dongler

by TheDobbi March 8, 2024
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Schlong Dongler

by TheDobbi March 8, 2024
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Anti-Schlong Dongler

Max: "Stacy is an Anti-Schlong Dongler"
by TheDobbi March 9, 2024
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Schlonging

The act of sticking suction cup dildos on hoods of cars
Who wants to go schlonging in the parking lot
by MasterBlasterTrailBoss July 27, 2022
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