The other term for the Sun. The Scare Ball makes everything irritatingly hot, stirs up the cray with living creatures and critter humans, causes more turbulent air which shakes everyone’s snacks around on aeroplanes, does nothing good for migraines, and has freaked out past generations when it goes all eclipse-y.
The Scare Ball is hella bright today, and it’s making the local methheads even more animated. We should avoid interaction with the Scare Ball and stay inside with the blinds closed, like the higher powers intended when they created scientists who figured out window coverings.
by NurseDiesel May 10, 2025
Get the Scare Ballmug. A movie so terrifying that I had to lock my children in my basement and lock all 7,823,034 door and window locks and hide for nearly half of a decade, This is my return note and I am hoping I never have to experience the terrifying film known as Open season: scared silly
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)?
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*
Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*
Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!
by breathtaker_clayman February 5, 2020
Get the Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)mug. by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025
Get the <April 26th>Offsprings Are scared of Ac!d Day <April 26th>mug. <.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Nike & Atmos Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Nike & Atmos Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Nike & Atmos Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>mug.