Balls scale

The scale ranging from balls times 1 to balls times ten that determines how bad a current situation is.

Ryan: Somebody ate all of our chicken!
Brandon: Balls times 7!!
Ryan:That's pretty high on the Balls scale.

by Rmilkman October 20, 2008

Shitcher scale

The number scale that rates the magnitude of the poop that one took. Much like the Richter Scale, 1.0 being weak and 10 being EPIC.

Man I just blew up that bathroom! That's gotta be a 8.4 on the Shitcher scale!

by Cockmcgee May 21, 2009

crush scale

A scale used to determine how infatuated you are with a certain someone.

1. They're pretty chill.
2. I'd ask them out to a movie.
3. I'd go out with them.
4. I'd shove my erect penis up them all day until we both ejaculated everywhere.
5. Marry.

Person 1: Bruh, you like that girl?

Person 2: Kind of. She's like a one on the crush scale.

Person 1: I got you bruh.

by caonima December 15, 2013

Toronto scale

Scale of 1-10 defining the urgency of the need to urinate. This is an exponential scale, meaning the further you progress through the scale the faster the denominations increase. This frequently occurs when travelling into Canada's largest city by car at rush hour.

1 - Not needed
2 - Slight sensation the in the back of the mind
3 - Hmmm, think i have 30mins
4 - Ok, might need to go soon
5 - T-Minus 20 mins
6 - Ok seriously where did the last 10 minutes go
7 - Shit 4 minutes
8 - Ok guys this isn't funny
9 - Fuck there's no way out
10 - Acceptance...anyone got a towel

--Hey Man, I think i need a piss

--How bad is it?

--About a 7 on the Toronto scale

--Oh shit, we've got 4 minutes!!!

by Number17 June 21, 2014

Prickter Scale

A scale that measures the severity of a male's negative characteristics; method of measurement for a male's 'prick-like" behavior.

Example: "How dare he scream at you like that. Wow, he's a total 10.5 on the prickter scale!"

by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen October 30, 2014

Dog Scale

13-17- pup
18-21 -cub
22-29-wolf
30-39- mustang
40-49-stallion
50-59- coyote
60-68 -golden jackal
69 -pooch
70-79- husky
80-89-bull
90-99-bear
100 + -polar bear

Dog Scale

by Saucebag June 3, 2016

kardashian scale

The Kardashian scale is a method for measuring how voluptuous a woman's behind is.

That booty is off the Kardashian scale!

by SirMeowington5 November 15, 2016