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Pulling a Sayori

pulling a sayori means commiting suicide by hanging yourself because in the game "Doki Doki Literature Club!" Sayori reveals she is suffering from depression and it makes her hang herself.
You: I'm so close to pulling a sayori.
Me: Same
by die stupid fucking slut December 24, 2022
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Captain Mike the Sailor

A truly scallywag that will man the ship live nobody's business. Catch em on the poop deck in the all white G-Fazo's with that fat zyn pack in his mouth and a tooly on his waste. You can also catch him on shore sippin' reds and acting a fool
Captain Mike the Sailor has the dustiest G-Fazo's I've ever seen
by Mikeysling3 March 22, 2023
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silly sailor

n. the sexual act of fuckin a person in the ass (male or female will do) in a full bathtub and enjoying their underwater screams.
Oh yea, well my girlfriend is fuckin nuts; she likes a silly sailor.
by superxemoxboy June 7, 2004
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chocolate sailor

A turd. So called because feces is brown, resembling chocolate, and one defecates into water in a toilet bowl.
He dropped a huge chocolate sailor in the bowl, clogging it up.
by chuckhoffmann May 10, 2006
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sailorization

A word used to describe the continuous training and development of a sailor in the United States Navy. It is primarily used by weak and inept leaders to justify asinine policies and beliefs that can't be rationally explained or have any real world, practical, and intelligent correlation to anything.
"Hey, if our facility that's located on a secure military base doesn't contain any weapons, ammunition, specialized equipment, or classified material, has a security system, functional fire detection and suppression, security cameras, and lockable doors, and houses a command that only operates primarily during normal business hours, why the fuck do I have to sit here all night and on weekends on duty doing nothing, guarding nothing, with nothing going on?"

"Because people stand duty and watch in the Navy. It's for your sailorization, shipmate."

"Yeah asshole, I know that. But they're also actually watching or doing something. This is retarded and for no reason."

"Because people stand duty and watch in the Navy. It's for your sailorization, shipmate."

"You're a fucking moron. Are all Chief Petty Officers required to have a lobotomy before their promotion?"

"Because people stand duty and watch in the Navy. It's for your sailorization, shipmate."

"I wish you would go play in traffic Chief. Fucking Hoo Yah!"
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Sailor Head

Heterosexual felatio given to a man by a woman who was sucking like she's been at sea for months without masculine presence.
She gave me some mad Sailor Head. My dick turned purple.
by Sticky-icky Jackson June 29, 2007
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Sailor Moon Abridged

A parody of the popular "Sailor Moon" anime. It is often shortened to simply "SMA". The appropriate age depends on how strict the viewer's parents are (if 18 and under), but I think it is for kids ages 15 and up. It includes the bulimic Sailor Moon, emo Sailor Mars, homosexual Sailor Jupiter, "Meg-like" Sailor Mercury, and idiotic Sailor Venus.
Sailor Moon Abridged: Episode 9
Sailor Moon: Don't come crying to me when the boat hits an iceberg!

Sailor Mars: I hope we do! The icy water of death will be my sancuary!
by CutieXOX December 15, 2012
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