Samuel T

Samuel T is a mouth breather with an open bite. He is a closeted homosexual who rants about his sexual conquests with the opposite sex but secretly wishes to sleep with his homies. Don’t get me started on his penis size, the word “micro” doesn’t do it justice.
All in all, he is a sad excuse for a man n needs to come out Of the closet once and for all.

Omg that dude is such a Samuel T!

by Mavrik89 June 23, 2020

Samuel kenmare

a Samuel kenmare is a famous youtube with 1 million subscribers. he is famously known for shitting himself. his content is mainly him diving in baths half naked with bois. on his YouTube he makes fifa videos with his boyfriend called jack dempsey

NO WAY ITS SAMUEL KENMARE!!!!!!

by Jack butterworth October 21, 2020

Samuel

Samuel is a kind-hearted person, a little dumb but very smart. He's got the best compliments to give in town. You might always find him stuck in his thought, but don't be upset, because his thoughts are about you. Also he is destined to be a successful storyteller.

It is such a Samuel day! Yeahhhh

by AGlobalPendamic November 23, 2020

Samuel

One of the finest and most beautiful names in the history of names, some people might also say that all Samuels are sexy asf and hot.

Daaaaamn, Samuel is really hot, my model friend was right.

by Samuel, the real one December 31, 2020

Samuel L Jackson attack

When a person is sleeping you stab them and when they wake up you say "sorry did I break your concentration"

Person 1: Can you go on xbox
Person 2: Nah sorry I'm in jail for doing the samuel L jackson attack on someone

by Joseph_Goeballs.daddy January 3, 2021

Samuel

An emotionally constipated rock.

Person 1: Hey, do you think she likes you?
Person 2: Nah, she's just always like that.
Person 1: Stop being such a Samuel

by Cheese on Toast with Pineapple January 19, 2021

Samuel

Boomer

Samuel is a boomer

by Marde69 February 11, 2021