Sam 

One who prefers the sexual company of inanimate objects, usually stuffed animals.

Did you see what that man is doing over there? He's definitely a Sam.

Sam by Carolina B23 February 7, 2012

sam 

Smart Aleck Masochist - A submissive who acts out to get attention.

"I'm normally pretty quiet, but can be a bit of a sam."

sam by Scrivener November 26, 2006

sam 

The biggest stoner you will ever find normally hidden in the suburbs of ramsgate.

Oh my god dude you are the biggest sam ever !!!!!

sam by LEMMONS ARE...COOL October 23, 2008

Sam 

Another word for a nugget obsession

"I love chicken nuggets"
"you are totally a Sam"

Sam by Memeneme November 23, 2011

Sam 

Sam is a man who is very emotional and loves bread. He likes to take his anger out on everyone, cry and kick fires. He likes playing sport. Not as much as he loves bread. Sam may be overweight.

swaggin sam

Sam by swaggerz4lyfeeeeeeee August 28, 2012

Sam 

Swag At Me

Get your SAM

Sam by sexMONSTER????? April 29, 2009

Sam 

One whom has M.E, or myalgic encephalomeylitis. One who is tired most of the time, but when well can perform feats of impossibility.

<after witnessing a sleeping hobo jump up and fly to the moon and back> " DUUDE YOU ARE SAM "

Sam by supermegamentalsam March 18, 2008