salty grundle

irritation of the grundle from saltwater exposure

After boating and swimming all day, Bob had a seriously salty grundle, so bad that he had to walk with his legs spread.

by Charles Rice June 27, 2006

salty bishop

When, while sitting in a confession booth at church, the preist masturbates and hits you with a spray of seamen through the mesh screen window.

"dude, you are covered in cum, did you just come from church?!"
"yeah man, got hit with a nasty salty bishop!"

by Danevan July 28, 2008

salty sailor

old nautical: sailor who is experienced and thus encrusted with salt

the Salty Sailor knew his stuff.

by sdr123 October 9, 2008

Master Salty

a female who scares people when disagreed with. The people she cares most about are the ones she treats the worst. Has difficulty expressing emotion constructively when aggravated. Be careful the salt is contagious.

Master salty got upset today when her boyfriend didn't have enough gas to take her to get her nails done. Master salty felt satisfaction while emotionally crippling her loved one.

by Insatiable me September 18, 2018

salty vet

A long time player (veteran) of a specific videogame that was disappointed to many times to be optimistic anymore towards any positive changes in the community or the game itself. Salty vets are usually the most passionate and the most ranting players in a gaming community.

You saw that post on reddit yesterday?

Yeah, typical rant from another salty vet. He had a point though.

by NonameFTW May 8, 2018

Salty slutorious

It’s a mix of Jacob sartorius and sluts, this word is for people who are above and beyond saltiness.

“Damn why is kaedence so pissed, what's her problem”? she’s being a salty slutorious that’s what”

by Canigetahooiyahbaby November 2, 2018

Salty Parachute

When semen is ejaculated and floats gracefully towards the ground.

Usually performed from a height.

Guy 1: "One time when I was on holidays. I was doing my best doggy style with this bird on a balcony, I pull out, shoot the business over the edge and it floated down like a Salty Parachute"

Guy 2: "No you didn't!"

by LobsterMoxie July 25, 2018