Federica Syndrome

When a person says "Good night" but doesn't even go to sleep until 4-6 hours.

Person with "SY": GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
Normal person: Good night! Sleep Tight!

*After 1 hour
Person with "SY": I'm Back! LOOOL GOOD NIGHT!
Normal person: Dafuq? Aren't you going to sleep? Night...
*After 2 hours

Person with "SY": HAHAHAHAHA GOOD NIGHT PEOPLE.. Ok'2 this time i'm going to sleep!
Normal Person: Make sure! OK? NOW GO TO SLEEP!
*After 3 hours
Person with "SY": SUPPPP PEO-
Normal Person: FOR DAMN SAKE GO TO SLEEP ALREADY! YOU HAVE A SERIOUS Federica Syndrome!

*Injects Tranquilizer and Anasthetic Injection....*

by Paradoxieus July 30, 2016

a.q.r. syndrome

Acronym for, "ain't quite right" syndrome.

Mamasaur says that it is more polite to say these three letters when in uncertain company to describe a socially inept loser than to stoop low and use a curse word or other easily recognizable insult.

"Yeah, you know--he's got a little bit of the a.q.r. syndrome," said Mamasaur to her daughter.

by mamma murder January 22, 2011

Talari syndrome

The act of saying something, but then going completely quiet and unresponsive for a while after. Usually occurs during phone calls etc.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna hear something funny?

Person 2: Yeah go-ahead

Person 1: *complete silence for 20 seconds*

Person 2: Whatever man

Person 1: *comes back and acts like nothing happened* Anyways as I was saying...

Person 1 is being defined as having Talari syndrome.

by AnuPekkaSaukko June 12, 2022

Roundabout Syndrome

When a girl appears to be fit from behind, you approach and she turns around to reveal she is in fact minging

Guy 1:"That girls looks fit, I'm going in"

Guy 2:"Yea go for it"

2 minutes later....

Guy 2:"Was she not game?"

Guy 1:"Naaa mate, roundabout syndrome"

by carltondcb16 June 6, 2011

Michael Syndrome

One of the few syndromes whose symptoms yield a net benefit in one's life. (i.e., this is a syndrome you actually want to have.) Typically, Michael Syndrome is characterized by a dramatic increase in so-called 'eureka moments', of which many are incredibly useful ideas and contributions.

In other words, Michael Syndrome can be thought of as a temporary form of Savant Syndrome, but it is much more direct in application and does not contain any negative side effects.

My God, he just received his third Nobel Prize, fourth Turing award, fifth best-selling book, and is making a killing on his newest stock trading strategy... The only explanation: He has a case of Michael Syndrome.

by actanonverba November 18, 2016

Westerlund Syndrome

When the hairline recedes into the form of a W at an early age.

(May give autism, not confirmed by science)

McDonald: Hey, look at my hair!

Donnatello: Aw shit dude, you got Westerlund Syndrome!

McDonald: At least I'm not autistic.

by MacAndDonnatello September 25, 2018

Rita syndrome

When you have a lot of internet tabs open and won't close them because you might use them later.

Damn Carl has 54 tabs open he must have The Rita Syndrome

by Rita The teacher May 21, 2021