Tim: Wow!!!!! Look at how fast those dynamos from dynamo swim club are!!
Kid who isn't on dynamo: Yeah, but we're better...jk we suck.
Kid who isn't on dynamo: Yeah, but we're better...jk we suck.
by dynakid May 01, 2011
cumming inside of a vagina, regardless of the vagina's owner making specific requests against it prior to the sex act.
-not unlike salmon, your boys are swimming upstream to spawn....however, you are drunk, and we all know that when you are drunk you can't get a girl pregnant
see also whoops-a-daisy
-not unlike salmon, your boys are swimming upstream to spawn....however, you are drunk, and we all know that when you are drunk you can't get a girl pregnant
see also whoops-a-daisy
C'lins - "you perform the Simcoe Salmon Swim last night?"
Mac - "you would be punctilious in assuming so"
C'lins - "awesome man! i hope you were drunk though"
Mac - "fuck, mother fucker, i know how to execute the mother fucking simcoe salmon swim, i practically invented that shit"
C'lins - "let us celebrate with the drinking of several pabst blue ribbons"
Mac - "you would be punctilious in assuming so"
C'lins - "awesome man! i hope you were drunk though"
Mac - "fuck, mother fucker, i know how to execute the mother fucking simcoe salmon swim, i practically invented that shit"
C'lins - "let us celebrate with the drinking of several pabst blue ribbons"
by NotTheFather123 October 12, 2006
yes, of course, why do you ask when you know the answer?
The expression - part of the "does a bear shit in the woods?" family - is used to reply to a question that accepts only one obvious answer: an unambiguous "yes"
The expression - part of the "does a bear shit in the woods?" family - is used to reply to a question that accepts only one obvious answer: an unambiguous "yes"
Two weeks ago I had a letter from the Prime Minister asking if I would be willing to receive the honour - Commander of the British Empire - if the Queen sanctioned it? Can a duck swim?
by Colourful English May 09, 2006
origin: a homage to both the river styx and America's most notoriously drugged out late-70s supermodel, Gia Carangi
definition: using IV drugs recreationally. also see slamming
definition: using IV drugs recreationally. also see slamming
by One Charming Bastard September 29, 2004
guy #1 - hey! lets go swimming! oh, wait.
guy #2 - oh helzz nah mainn. i from da ghetto. up therr we swim in da blood of me brothas, not in this pussy-ass-nigga-water. i cant swim.
guy #2 - oh helzz nah mainn. i from da ghetto. up therr we swim in da blood of me brothas, not in this pussy-ass-nigga-water. i cant swim.
by bitchhpleassee March 07, 2011
Defined as sperm deposited by ejaculation into the anus during anal sex and then act of defecating and flushing the toilet. A gross reference to a bodily function resulting in the sperm being flushed down the john with the feces after anal sex. Usually a gay man or a woman can take the children for a swim.
He knew she was the right one when he found out not only could she cook, she had manners too. She could take it up the ass like a pro and told me she would take the children for a swim so she wouldn't ruin my new 600 thread count sheets.
Gay guys are so lucky because they don't have to worry about getting knocked up. After sex they take the children for a swim and don't have to worry about hearing those sobering words, I missed my period.
Gay guys are so lucky because they don't have to worry about getting knocked up. After sex they take the children for a swim and don't have to worry about hearing those sobering words, I missed my period.
by Leatherlaird July 04, 2009
by nikki January 12, 2007