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The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.
The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.
"My boyfriend is such a prankster."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."
by @Keith_The_Rabi May 25, 2016
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Person #1: Ewww! Theres a Chile Surprise in this stall!
Person #2:Hey, she walked into a chile surprise! Haha.
Person #3: Its always funny when it happens to someone else.
Person #2:Hey, she walked into a chile surprise! Haha.
Person #3: Its always funny when it happens to someone else.
by smokinredhead July 8, 2010
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A phrase that if yelled at a party, justifies ANY otherwise taboo action or statement that precedes it.
Can be used in any situation.
Can be used in any situation.
You are blackout drunk and a kid tries to get you to vomit for your own good at a party. You pull a knife out on him and everybody freaks out and then you scream RAPTOR SURPRISE. Everybody then laughs and forgets about the previous action.
Great if used as a hashtag on twitter as well.
Great if used as a hashtag on twitter as well.
by jprue May 20, 2012
Get the Raptor Surprise mug.While having sex with your girl from behind you secretly sprinkle the marshmallows from Lucky charms into her ass. When she finds them later you yell "surprise!"
by shanman72 April 18, 2019
Get the Rainbow kitten surprise mug.A Jimmy Surprise is when an innocent look into your buddy's room through a fire-escape with unusually good clarity results in the unexpected viewing of your friend masturbating buck-ass naked on his bed to Sportscenter.
I thought my roommate was asleep and I could run in real quick to borrow his stapler, but when I opened the door I was greeted by a Jimmy Surprise.
by Phil Ayshio December 11, 2006
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by hititlong January 6, 2006
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"Hillary, why are you walking like a duck"? "Uhhg, that asshole from the bar last night gave me a starfish surprise".
by Ben Fugin Cho Mamma July 10, 2012
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