shoppingheimers

that horrible feeling at the store when you can't remember what you are supposed to buy and it isn't on your list.....or worse yet you forgot your list as well

As I wandered down the aisle of canned goods, I couldn't remember what the one specific ingredient I needed was, my shoppingheimers was taking over.

by dflgirlygirl January 13, 2009

Shopping in my grocery store

When someone starts hitting on your girlfriend or wife knowing full well that she is a taken woman.

Hey did you see that guy walked right up and tried shopping in my grocery store?

by Canadian_Beef_24 August 17, 2009

Shopping Mauled

What happens as a result of going to all of the Black Friday and post Christmas sales.

Mary went to the mall to take advantage of the Black Friday sales. All she got was Shopping Mauled.

by John@24th December 30, 2010

Slopping Off

The female equivalent to jacking off.

I dont think you have a problem, I just think slopping off in public is suspect

no, I wasnt pissed...Just kinda annoyed I could hear her slopping off all night

by Boss_KushOG November 30, 2010

Shopping Mower

The electric carts available for fat people at the grocery store.

She rode the shopping mower through the greens section of the store.

by WikiWoman January 22, 2011

Slopping

Short for Slack-hopping. When a Slack team member is forced to hop from one Slack channel, team, or DM to another repeatedly and at length, to find answers, or provide them.

Sorry Boss, I was unable to complete the pitch deck on time because I was caught slopping all day.

by BaldingElvis April 3, 2020

combat shopping

shopping strategy that takes place when successfully participating in black Friday.

we are going to have to do some massive combat shopping if we want to get all the good deals.

by queenjane November 13, 2009