by Gogopowerrangers1 March 30, 2017

by xdezxnutsx April 6, 2019

The state in which you reach max erection from moving an ungodly amount of weight for multiple reps.
After an uncanny performance last night at the local gym, Samuel Baker left with an unbelievable amount of stiffness.
I'm stiff.
I'm stiff.
by MoreStiff November 30, 2018

A kickass Devo song from 1977, released on Stiff Records. It's filled with innuendo and became somewhat of a theme song for the label.
by JockoHomo1978 October 19, 2020

When you are playing a game of football (American) and accidentally stiff arm a female player in her chest region.
by FrankTheLank November 14, 2017

The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.
by Qlesbo March 18, 2022

STIFF- a rough and violent person, especially a gangster or criminal. Doing something precieve of being hard or real.
Jesse cut his throat then whatched the game like nothing happend. Damn thats STIFF.
BLOODBATH been in 5 shootouts this week. Damn thats STIFF.
He came out the penitentiary with 10 grand from extortion. Thats stiff.
Nigga i fucked yo momma and yo bitch. What you gone do how you gone act? Yea nigga im stiff!!!
BLOODBATH been in 5 shootouts this week. Damn thats STIFF.
He came out the penitentiary with 10 grand from extortion. Thats stiff.
Nigga i fucked yo momma and yo bitch. What you gone do how you gone act? Yea nigga im stiff!!!
by AtxTjohnson December 2, 2019
