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russian sniper

When your banging a chick from behind and you pull out at the last second and spit on her back. Then when she turns around you bust your nut in her eye.
I really wanted some pussy but that bitch was talking during Entourage so I had to break out the russian sniper
by Daddy34f July 17, 2006
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auto sniper

A nickname for the two sniper rifles in Counter-Strike that don't have to be cocked after every shot.

In the older verions of CS it was a more powerful gun (the G3, originally available to both teams) that flew under the radar despite people like me dominating with it to the point of disbelief and worship by opponents and teammates. Like the current auto snipers, the G3 was never accurate on the first shot which made shooting, retreating, and shooting again impossible.

When it was given increased accuracy, people started to complain about it. Then the accuracy was lowered again and another auto sniper was introduced and the two became team-specific.

It is often banned even when the 'AWP' isn't because people get frustrated when they are killed by an auto sniper, not because it is an uber gun like the AWP. The Scout is never banned, and is "silenced" which is why you can't hear it from a distance.

The auto snipers are more difficult to use than the regular snipers since you have to sit in the same spot and shoot very slowly to be accurate and can easily be killed by someone not in your scope or anyone with a regular sniper. Because of this it is rarely used and is only good under very specific conditions.
i freaking hate gettng kiled by a auto sniper !
by stealthypantystealer August 8, 2009
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Loan Sniper

When your wife owes you money, so you shoot your load in her eye.

AKA. When a wife gets added to credit and kills your deal due to excessive shopping.
Steve came home early and saw three Coach purses and 15 pairs of shoes, he then proceeded to give her the loan sniper.
by NWFHA August 6, 2009
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Chinese Sniper

When somebody is so stoned that their eyes are opened the bare minimum amount needed in order to still see and function normally. If sat down and not moving, most of the people around them will assume the person is asleep. Name derived from the combination of the squinty-eyed appearance of Chinese people and the squinting that marksmen use, reinforcing how shut these people's eyes are when they're stoned.
Man 1-"Dude I got so stoned last night I went Chinese Sniper"
Man 2-"Really?"
Man 1-"Yer, Jarod tried to balance his beer bottle on my head because he thought I'd passed out and he soiled himself when I jumped at him when he got close and covered himself in it instead"
Man 2-"Classic Jarod"
by Jarod22 March 16, 2013
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Imaginary Sniper

Somewhat along the lines of a hand gun, it is an invisible sniper that you take out of it's invisible case. You assemble it and pretend to shoot someone. Afterwards, you dissaseble it and put it back in it's case. Invented by Jon Lancaster.
Me- where's your imaginary sniper?
Jon- opens invisible case and makes increasingly weird hand gestures and shoots me
by MaximumOverdrive January 21, 2009
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Diaper sniper

A pedafile that hides in the trees and bushes.
Don't use that playground. The cops spotted a diaper sniper in the woods.
by Bostonbrian80 March 14, 2017
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playground sniper

A person (Most likely male) who typically visit playgrounds- not to watch the kids, but to take them. Their one goal in life is to get the highest amount of kids chained to their basement walls.
That tall black dude is for sure a playground sniper.
by RayIsMyRealName April 4, 2023
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