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are you shitting on my dick?!

an exclamation used when i dont believe something or someone.
Somechick: dude carlos just called me a data enry!
Me: ARE YOU SHITTING ON MY DICK?!
by CARLOSiSABiTCH November 23, 2009
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testicle shitting rectal wart

its a wart on some ones ass that shits testicles.
by daniel divorice November 17, 2003
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big fat ass shitting hurry

the police arrived so the robber left in a big fat ass shitting hurry
by catlady77 April 8, 2011
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jesus shitting christ

noun;adjective:
a term used when something is incredibly fucking supprising or when some one or something is:
A.Fucking Retarded
B.Smells like shit
C. or is stoned OFF THEIR ASSES, rolling, or tripping and did or said something incredibly memorable, rediculous, funny, smart.ect.
"Jesus shitting christ! I´m tripping so hard, that i saw the tree from Pochahontas!"

"Jesus shitting christ! did you eat a fucking corpse?"

"Britney was really a virgin all that time? Jesus shitting christ."
by KeViN (nwapsnatas666) September 6, 2006
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Shining Wizzard

When you're taking a piss in the countryside and happen to piss on an electric fence giving your dick and balls a nice zap so that they would shine like a lightbulb. Usually accompanied by you dropping to one knee and the Great Muta appearing out of nowhere to knee you in the face for being a dumbass.
(Young Billy Meyer stood in front of the class and offered the following poem.)

Ode to the Shining Wizzard.

When I was young and had no sense.
I took a piss on an electric fence.
It hurt so bad, shocked my balls,
I took a crap in my overalls.
by Cheap Heat July 2, 2008
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shitting gold bricks

why are you leaving the lights on, what do you think I'm doing shitting gold bricks.
by nickofromhou September 9, 2009
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mouth shitting

1. Talking a lot, and saying nothing. More accurately, saying nothing of interest or importance. Often spoken by dullards, nobodies, and the insecure.

2. A bizzare digestive reversal, whereupon a person defecates orally. A shitty *turn* of events, excretorally speaking.
1. Somebody needs to tell Michael to stop mouth shitting about clothes I wear more than once.

2. Are you mouth shitting? That must taste terrible!
by Dr jebus PhD May 9, 2009
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