Seasonal Dread

Sea·son·al Dread \ˈsē-zən-əl 'dred\

1. Feelings of hopelessness, personal lament, or melancholy that are directly related to long durations of unfavorable weather patterns or temperature.

2. Feeling listlessness and bored after being stuck inside a house throughout a Minnesota winter with nothing to do except play Jenga by yourself.

3. Hatred of mother nature for the unfortunate tundra region you live in.

1. Billy was overcome by a feeling of seasonal dread as he looked out the window and realized the empty wasteland that was his backyard would be covered with 2-feet of snow another 4 months.

2. The snow yetti was filled with an overwhelming sense of seasonal dread upon the realization that all his Perrenials were not planted below the frost line.

by scanner_obscura February 26, 2011

stack season

A period of time where you save your money. Stack your racks

I'm tryna buy a car soon it's stack season!

by M.stone January 1, 2018

physicians seasoning

an alternative name for dr pepper used to confuse waitresses.

customer : excuse me miss could i get a refill of physicians seasoning?
waitress : a refill of what?
customer : physicians seasoning.
waitress: i dont think we have that.
customer: i'll have some dr pepper then.

by soda_jerker June 5, 2015

crow season

Crow season can only be understood by fellow crow seasoners. Don’t ask Natalie what it means

It’s crow season
BROOO it’s crow szn

That’s crazy it’s already crow season ...!

by crowseZon May 17, 2018

peach season

Noun: the season where many asses (🍑) are seen

Tyrone it’s peach season

by Peach season 101 May 6, 2018

Rainter Season

Rainter season is a phase or time when the season is foggy, dull and rainy. It doesn't make any sense. You don't even understand what season that is.

This often happens in countries in South Asia.

Hey why is it so foggy but also raining outside?
OMG, u didn't know! It's Rainter Season!

by DayDreamer329 November 19, 2015

seasonal head

The act of receiving head only during the summer and winter solstices or spring and fall equinoxes. It is used as an act of abstinence or is used by those in tune with the changing of seasons.

“So, you only get head during the solstices or equinoxes?”

“Yes, Karen, it’s called seasonal head.”

by Fried_Sauerkraut October 22, 2019