[Rim] seal fire 

The circular flame associated with an ignited loss of containment of highly flammable gas following a spice crazed soirée at the local Indian.

Man, did you see Neville the other night? He had a vindaloo and 8 pints of Cobra. Debbie forced him to shove a cork in it, but the seal failed just as he bent over to tie his laces by the smoking shelter. The source of ignition caught the cloud and flashed back to source. It was a full blown rim seal fire!

[Rim] seal fire by Bill of Laden December 1, 2017

canadian seal hunt 

Finding a girl with an incredibly hairy pussy.

This weekend me and the boys are going to collect pelts on a great Canadian seal hunt

canadian seal hunt by Steak McCool January 18, 2018

soggy seal

When you give someone a blowjob with ice in your mouth

"Meryl does give a good soggy seal."

soggy seal by Haven002 June 9, 2018

Bailey Seal 

cool guy, makes good friendships, part time goofy goober, likes water and jesus too

"wow he's just such a bailey seal"

Bailey Seal by bryant trinh July 13, 2018

Chocolate Seal 

When you don’t wipe enough, and the shit residue mixes with sweat then creates a sort of paste that seals your cheeks shut. Occasionally, the hairs get intertwined creating a tighter seal.

I didn’t wipe enough before the gym and accidentally chocolate sealed myself shut.

Chocolate Seal by MisterFistee July 26, 2019

thicc seal

Gerald. See below
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Gerald is thicc 4 life

“Thiccness is true to life” yes it is
Thicc seal means great animal

thicc seal by CookieCoderBT October 14, 2019

Baby seal 

When a man "or woman" clubs an attractive member from the opposite sex in the head and either throws them in a duffle bag or in their trunk and proceeds to drag them back to their home. Also known as "the caveman"

Mike "baby sealed" that bitch and took her back to his cave

Baby seal by Jephjeff January 3, 2020