a boy with luscious long hair and magnificent pubic lice that looks like a blizzard when he pulls down those tight skinny capris. He usually walks around with a juice box in his hands while snorting cocaine on the weekends, on the week days he likes to sit home and fantasize about dolphins and riding them in the Piscataquag River.
by 57w743784829 September 13, 2020
Get the Sage Healdmug. by 4tajii November 9, 2022
Get the Sagemug. A person who typically says publicly they’re a good person but when you talk to them alone they become the most racist, fatphobic piece of shit you’ll ever meet
by Lsjsjxjx April 29, 2023
Get the Sagemug. Is most definitely a dog person. Sages don't care about what they wear, but it's ok. Sage is the kind who loves martial arts and horseback riding.
by wrkjfwle September 22, 2021
Get the Sagemug. When you put a bundle of sage in your partners anal cavity and attempt to cleanse your partners chakra and soul.
by Demon duuuuddddeeee April 23, 2020
Get the Sage-rollmug. A person with a low iq and questionable humor. If you're around them, they're most likely to make jokes about farts and penises. Stay away from them.
Omg sage just texted me haha penis butt this morning and expected me to laugh...and i totally did. Im not proud of it.
by wrexham July 22, 2022
Get the Sagemug.