Ryan

Committer of floorcest and extremely daring. Does not care when he’s drunk. When he fucks he leaves the visor, glasses and bandana on even though he had to take off his shirt. Some believe the visor constricts blood rushing to one head and allows it to go to the other. Also known for getting whisky dick

I saw Ryan in the floor washroom but he didn’t have a visor on so we didn’t do anything

by Ryan’s first October 22, 2019

Ryan

A person with this name generally smokes weed

My name is ryan

by Amber witinslow October 31, 2019

Ryan

Someone who complains about the new Star Wars trilogy (because it will never live up to the original movies)

I just watched a video of a Ryan complaining about the new Star Wars movie.

by Trandoshan daddy January 5, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is a cheerful and positive person.

He is also a sweet guy. He spreads his positivity to anyone he meets. He tends to workout quite often. He possesses the qualities of a calm person but is dangerous to be around when angered.

Ryan puts his friends before himself. He also has a particular taste in music. He values his significant other immensely. He can be portrayed as quite the comedian. His jokes are bound to make you laugh.

“Why are you so jolly today?”

“I met Ryan on the way.”

by popgoestheweaselbambam January 11, 2020

Ryan

An ugly being with a weird shaped body,pulls nothing

Oh he’s such a ryan

by Elon tusks January 13, 2020

Ryan

A Ryan is a guy who no matter what just can’t seem to find his way to gold phase. He is often the most made fun of in a group of friends. Ryan is commonly know to have Manser like tendency’s. The worst kinds of Ryan’s have the last name Dutil

Hey look over there at the black phase guy HA what a Ryan

by Ryan Dutil January 19, 2020

Ryan

Sick cunt has big rucks pro skater sexy Kina hair cut

Fuck Ryan’s a sick cunt

by Rizza January 24, 2020