Ricky Ritardo

Someone who does something dumb, embarrassing, or lame you call them Ricky Ritardo. Stems from Ricky Ricardo of I LOVE LUCY, but much funnier.

My co-worker called in sick today. She is Ricky Ritardo!

by Fletchershotmom May 1, 2009

Ricky Retardo

This is the Latino waiter that comes to your table at a Mexican restaurant who does not seem to speak English, and even their Spanish is incomprehensible. The make no sense, mumble in what should be English, but may be Spanish and leave you with the feeling that you are not going to get anything near what your ordered.

Gender: masculine

Reference: TV series "I Love Lucy" character, "Ricky Ricardo"

Etymology:

“Richard the Lion-Hearted”; “Richard Coeur de Lion”) 1157–99, king of England 1189–99.

1480–90; < L retardāre to delay, protract, equiv. to re- re- + tardāre to loiter, be slow, deriv. of tardus slow; see tardy

The host was efficient and sat us at a nice booth, saying the waiter would be right over. Little did we know it would be a Ricky Retardo! His English was a mix of nonsequitor words, but fortunately I speak Spanish. Unfortunately, I cannot understand the Ricky Retardo's Spanish any better than his English! Am I getting a side dish of refried beans? Or just the beans? I am not sure...

by jubchuQun December 3, 2009

ricky syndrome

when you make out with a girl and get a boner....

bobby: eyy i was making out with this girl and i got hard
ricky: damn boy you got ricky syndrome.....go to the doctor

by bobby bryce February 26, 2008

ricky williams

(1) Biggest idiot on the face of the Earth.
(2) Nuttier than squirrel turds.
(3) Short-sighted dumb fuck.

Gave up a great career so he can do today what he would be able to do after he retired from football a rich man.

George Bush got reelected, Dan - are you still here, or did you "go Ricky Williams on America?"

by Richard Munch December 20, 2004

Ricky Williams

one who chooses drugs over something good.

God, the dell dude was doing so well until he turned into a Ricky Williams.

by NINJAS January 28, 2005

Ricky Mahoney

1) Loser
2) Man who is in love with Leen
3) Man who has a tiny penis toe

"My name is Ricky Mahoney and I have honey in my name."

by MrNinjaMan March 14, 2005

Ricky Fitts

He's a really cool pickle who likes staring at bags.

Did you see Ricky Fitts today? He really fitts into those pants.

by anti-Mephiles August 29, 2018