@realDonaldTrump

A Twitter account to give you cancer. It really works, just grab a computer, search up cancer, and there it is! Donald Trump!

@realDonaldTrump: I Love fucking my mexican wife it is like a wall, nice and flat for my small dick. we all love spaghetti dont we? I love hurricanes.

by Jayonbod199 September 10, 2019

For real?!

The exaggerated expression of either excitement, disbelief, disappointment, etc (context dependent) at hearing something new.

Hazan: There's gonna be a free music festival in central park this weekend!
Yumai: Omg for real?! I can't wait!

or...

Hazan: Lua broke her toe and can't dance tomorrow night.
Yumai: Aw for real? That sucks!

by Ozla September 30, 2009

I'm A Real American

Hulk Hogan's theme tune

I'm a Real American,
Fight for the rights of every men,
I'm a Real American,
Fight for what's right, fight for your life!

by Mister Ignorant May 11, 2004

Real Music

Is any music in general. Songs, rhythm, whistling, etc.

Anything can be music, only narrow-minded pricks claim one genre is "Real Music".

Random Youtube Prick:

Man this song is real music.

Another Youtuber: Really? Then the people from Ancient Greece didn't know s*** if this is what represents "art".

by Murielle May 5, 2009

Win a real ring

A word people that have no life and no friends on Twitter use to say to athletes that have won a championship.

Lebron:*posts a tweet*
Person that hasn’t touched a woman: Win a real ring Le0-10

by Boyboy888 March 22, 2021

Real Nigga Hours

Past when it is socially acceptable to be awake.

Jerome and his pals partied well into real nigga hours.

by huntmcd1 September 17, 2016

real jesus tears

Real Jesus tears is when something very truamatic has occurred and you begin to cry. The tears are not the same at just crying though. When you cry real Jesus tears you can feel the pain and suffering in your chest and stomach.

I failed my final exam, when I got the paper back I cried real Jesus tears.

by Just frickin peachy February 6, 2017