Someone who abstains from sex until marriage; one who reclaims his or her virginity after having lost it. Registered Trademark.
by HowardSL May 16, 2008
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Get the Drudge Report Whore mug.What your evil "OOOOOhhh Kay...Yeah" boss runs around and tells you to do. Your boss' name MAY be "Lumbergh" but not necessarily. Be sure to file these in the proper folders, or they will NOT be accepted.
Lumbergh: "Ummm...Yeah, Peter, I really need you to turn in those TPS reports..."
*takes a sip of his coffee*
*takes a sip of his coffee*
by Alec Pyralis February 5, 2004
Get the TPS Reports mug.A mock urgent detail which overrides all other projects in an office setting. This report is also highly classified and spoken of only in hushed terms. It is used to extract a coworker from speaking with a Mook.
Earl: I need to talk about the TBS report right now cause I gotta get it into interoffice by 10:00.
Sheila: Thanks for gettin me outta that conversation that Goatfucker. He never stops blabing on about his cousins brother.
Sheila: Thanks for gettin me outta that conversation that Goatfucker. He never stops blabing on about his cousins brother.
by tesahbiggs February 2, 2008
Get the TBS report mug.to lick around, or insert one's tongue into, another person's anal sphincter. More commonly used as a compound verb: "to go on a resort vacation".
It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.
It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.
Male prostitute: Hey baby, what can I do for you?
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.
by Erum October 1, 2007
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Get the Rebooty Call mug.Reporting person refers to the person who prepares reports on updates, progresses, accomplishments, etc.
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