When you stand up and you put your hands up from your elbows and hold you breath, then let a big high yell. Similar of Bryan Cranston does in Breaking Bad
by Anominnous April 16, 2010
Get the Cranston rage mug.A overly prolonged angry and extremely violent response to a comment or action that as annoyed the receiver usually used in e-mails or other online messaging systems such as MSN
sort of like hate mail but longer and more violent and is always in full caps
sort of like hate mail but longer and more violent and is always in full caps
Person 1: If you do not send this e-mail to 15 people you will die, if you do send this e-mail to 15 people you greatest wish will come true, really it works I mean I did it and now I have a baby
Person 2: STOP SENDING ME THIS FUCKING SHIT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, ITS ONE OF THE SINGLE MOST FUCKING POINTLESS AND ANNOYING SHALLOW PIECES OF SHIT ANY ONE COULD EVER CREATE OR COOPERATE WITH, IF YOU SEND ME ANOTHER ONE OF THESE SHITTY RETARDED THINGS I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN FORCE MY THUMBS INTO YOU EYES AND I WILL SHOVE MY HAND INSIDE YOU FUCKING RIBCAGE GRAB YOUR HEART PULL DOWN AND TEAR IT OUT AND ANY THING ELSE THAT COMES WITH IT AND THEN I WILL FILL YOUR EMPTY RIBCAGE WITH CONCENTRATED SALT SATURATED LEMON JUICE, THEN I WILL PUT YOUR ENTRAILS IN A PAN AND FRY THEM EAT HALF OF THEM MYSELF AND SHOVE THE OTHER HALF DOWN YOU STILL SCREAMING THROAT, I WILL THEN SHAVE OFF ALL YOU SKIN WITH A BELT SANDER, BATHE YOU IN VINEGAR, WRENCH OUT EVERY VEIN AND ARTERY IN YOUR BODY AND WEAVE THEM INTO A TRAMPOLINE AND JUMP UP AND DOWN ON THEM, THEN I WILL TAKE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY AND SNAP IT TAKING CARE TO MAKE SURE THE JAGGED END STICKS OUT YOUR FLESH, I WILL THEN TAKE YOUR STILL SCREAMING BODY AND STAKE IT TO A WALL WITH A 6" NAIL GUN AND THEN I WILL GET MY KNIFE AND STRIP ALL YOUR REMAINING FLESH OFF AND FREEZE IT SO I CAN EAT IT LATER AND MAYBE SEND A FEW BITS TO YOU FAMILY LASTLY I WILL TAKE YOUR BLOOD AND USE IT TO WRITE THE STORY OF WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ALL OVER THE WALLS OF MY CELLAR TO COMMEMORATE THIS WORK OF ART CREATED THAT DAY, then I will eat your baby
Yours sincerely
__________Person 2
Person 1: *silence* ...wow...
...that was one hell of a Rage rant man
Person 2: STOP SENDING ME THIS FUCKING SHIT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, ITS ONE OF THE SINGLE MOST FUCKING POINTLESS AND ANNOYING SHALLOW PIECES OF SHIT ANY ONE COULD EVER CREATE OR COOPERATE WITH, IF YOU SEND ME ANOTHER ONE OF THESE SHITTY RETARDED THINGS I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN FORCE MY THUMBS INTO YOU EYES AND I WILL SHOVE MY HAND INSIDE YOU FUCKING RIBCAGE GRAB YOUR HEART PULL DOWN AND TEAR IT OUT AND ANY THING ELSE THAT COMES WITH IT AND THEN I WILL FILL YOUR EMPTY RIBCAGE WITH CONCENTRATED SALT SATURATED LEMON JUICE, THEN I WILL PUT YOUR ENTRAILS IN A PAN AND FRY THEM EAT HALF OF THEM MYSELF AND SHOVE THE OTHER HALF DOWN YOU STILL SCREAMING THROAT, I WILL THEN SHAVE OFF ALL YOU SKIN WITH A BELT SANDER, BATHE YOU IN VINEGAR, WRENCH OUT EVERY VEIN AND ARTERY IN YOUR BODY AND WEAVE THEM INTO A TRAMPOLINE AND JUMP UP AND DOWN ON THEM, THEN I WILL TAKE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY AND SNAP IT TAKING CARE TO MAKE SURE THE JAGGED END STICKS OUT YOUR FLESH, I WILL THEN TAKE YOUR STILL SCREAMING BODY AND STAKE IT TO A WALL WITH A 6" NAIL GUN AND THEN I WILL GET MY KNIFE AND STRIP ALL YOUR REMAINING FLESH OFF AND FREEZE IT SO I CAN EAT IT LATER AND MAYBE SEND A FEW BITS TO YOU FAMILY LASTLY I WILL TAKE YOUR BLOOD AND USE IT TO WRITE THE STORY OF WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ALL OVER THE WALLS OF MY CELLAR TO COMMEMORATE THIS WORK OF ART CREATED THAT DAY, then I will eat your baby
Yours sincerely
__________Person 2
Person 1: *silence* ...wow...
...that was one hell of a Rage rant man
by OLZ. V. July 25, 2009
Get the Rage rant mug.A really dope MC from the 90s. She was with Death Row and collabed with legends like Dre, Snoop, and Pac; know for extremely ill lyrics and a sick flow, when she's known at all. A truly great and underrated rapper. Her album
"Necessary Roughness" is a real classic.
"Necessary Roughness" is a real classic.
me:Why the hell is there no definition for the Lady of Rage, and what the fuck is shopping cart rage??
random dude:Who?
me:You know, the legend from the 90's? Classic album necessary roughnesss? Collabed with Snoop and Pac?
random dude:You mean Wiz khalifa and Lil Wayne? cause they be gettin' bitches!
me:(turning off safety....BANGBANGBANG....BANG....)
Brian Williams:Tonight. A triple homicide and a sucide.... all at the hands of the same person....
random dude:Who?
me:You know, the legend from the 90's? Classic album necessary roughnesss? Collabed with Snoop and Pac?
random dude:You mean Wiz khalifa and Lil Wayne? cause they be gettin' bitches!
me:(turning off safety....BANGBANGBANG....BANG....)
Brian Williams:Tonight. A triple homicide and a sucide.... all at the hands of the same person....
by chronicallydope June 26, 2012
Get the The Lady of Rage mug.Chat rage is a rare but dangerous display of anger exhibited by a chat room dope who has been pushed to the end of his chat rope. It usually manifests itself by way of an escalating show of perturbment. For example the subject may begin to exhibit uncontrolled typos, usually followed my capitalization of his/her rant. The chat rage reaches its pinnacle when the loser and or loner begins verbally abusing their chat nemesis with strings of profanity and spit flying from their mouth and splashing across the monitor or flat screen display. The furniture of unsuspecting parents or rooming house owners frequently comes under attack by a person in full on chat rage.
SitOnMyShamok9: Dude, did you see the way fussy toyed with that loser in the room?
Fatoomsch: Yeah man, he must be flipping out with chat rage over that one.
Fatoomsch: Yeah man, he must be flipping out with chat rage over that one.
by sitonmyshamrok9 March 13, 2011
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The cops stopped me to check if I was an American and shifted eyes when a white man went racing by, that made me feel some getto rage.
by Bitchfacemotherfucker November 9, 2018
Get the Getto Rage mug.Extremely hard raging, must be named Paige. Must be a human pinball at parties, will dance to ANY song. Entertains everyone in attendance and soul mission of the night is to steal a hat. Loves adventures and wreaking havoc on campus. Able to accomplish this at the same size of a baby squirrel. Miraculous.
Party Attendee 1: "Woah that girl just broke the stage!"
Party Attendee 2: "Actually, she broke her head...on the wall. And... she broke her butt...on the floor."
Paige(while running by): "RAGE PAIGE YEEEAHH"
Party Attendee 3: She's weird.
Paige: 激怒!!!
Party Attendee 2: "Actually, she broke her head...on the wall. And... she broke her butt...on the floor."
Paige(while running by): "RAGE PAIGE YEEEAHH"
Party Attendee 3: She's weird.
Paige: 激怒!!!
by sirchuggsalot November 21, 2011
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by kevando17 December 30, 2011
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