A overly prolonged angry and extremely violent response to a comment or action that as annoyed the receiver usually used in e-mails or other online messaging systems such as MSN
sort of like hate mail but longer and more violent and is always in full caps
sort of like hate mail but longer and more violent and is always in full caps
Person 1: If you do not send this e-mail to 15 people you will die, if you do send this e-mail to 15 people you greatest wish will come true, really it works I mean I did it and now I have a baby
Person 2: STOP SENDING ME THIS FUCKING SHIT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, ITS ONE OF THE SINGLE MOST FUCKING POINTLESS AND ANNOYING SHALLOW PIECES OF SHIT ANY ONE COULD EVER CREATE OR COOPERATE WITH, IF YOU SEND ME ANOTHER ONE OF THESE SHITTY RETARDED THINGS I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN FORCE MY THUMBS INTO YOU EYES AND I WILL SHOVE MY HAND INSIDE YOU FUCKING RIBCAGE GRAB YOUR HEART PULL DOWN AND TEAR IT OUT AND ANY THING ELSE THAT COMES WITH IT AND THEN I WILL FILL YOUR EMPTY RIBCAGE WITH CONCENTRATED SALT SATURATED LEMON JUICE, THEN I WILL PUT YOUR ENTRAILS IN A PAN AND FRY THEM EAT HALF OF THEM MYSELF AND SHOVE THE OTHER HALF DOWN YOU STILL SCREAMING THROAT, I WILL THEN SHAVE OFF ALL YOU SKIN WITH A BELT SANDER, BATHE YOU IN VINEGAR, WRENCH OUT EVERY VEIN AND ARTERY IN YOUR BODY AND WEAVE THEM INTO A TRAMPOLINE AND JUMP UP AND DOWN ON THEM, THEN I WILL TAKE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY AND SNAP IT TAKING CARE TO MAKE SURE THE JAGGED END STICKS OUT YOUR FLESH, I WILL THEN TAKE YOUR STILL SCREAMING BODY AND STAKE IT TO A WALL WITH A 6" NAIL GUN AND THEN I WILL GET MY KNIFE AND STRIP ALL YOUR REMAINING FLESH OFF AND FREEZE IT SO I CAN EAT IT LATER AND MAYBE SEND A FEW BITS TO YOU FAMILY LASTLY I WILL TAKE YOUR BLOOD AND USE IT TO WRITE THE STORY OF WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ALL OVER THE WALLS OF MY CELLAR TO COMMEMORATE THIS WORK OF ART CREATED THAT DAY, then I will eat your baby
Yours sincerely
__________Person 2
Person 1: *silence* ...wow...
...that was one hell of a Rage rant man
Person 2: STOP SENDING ME THIS FUCKING SHIT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, ITS ONE OF THE SINGLE MOST FUCKING POINTLESS AND ANNOYING SHALLOW PIECES OF SHIT ANY ONE COULD EVER CREATE OR COOPERATE WITH, IF YOU SEND ME ANOTHER ONE OF THESE SHITTY RETARDED THINGS I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN FORCE MY THUMBS INTO YOU EYES AND I WILL SHOVE MY HAND INSIDE YOU FUCKING RIBCAGE GRAB YOUR HEART PULL DOWN AND TEAR IT OUT AND ANY THING ELSE THAT COMES WITH IT AND THEN I WILL FILL YOUR EMPTY RIBCAGE WITH CONCENTRATED SALT SATURATED LEMON JUICE, THEN I WILL PUT YOUR ENTRAILS IN A PAN AND FRY THEM EAT HALF OF THEM MYSELF AND SHOVE THE OTHER HALF DOWN YOU STILL SCREAMING THROAT, I WILL THEN SHAVE OFF ALL YOU SKIN WITH A BELT SANDER, BATHE YOU IN VINEGAR, WRENCH OUT EVERY VEIN AND ARTERY IN YOUR BODY AND WEAVE THEM INTO A TRAMPOLINE AND JUMP UP AND DOWN ON THEM, THEN I WILL TAKE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY AND SNAP IT TAKING CARE TO MAKE SURE THE JAGGED END STICKS OUT YOUR FLESH, I WILL THEN TAKE YOUR STILL SCREAMING BODY AND STAKE IT TO A WALL WITH A 6" NAIL GUN AND THEN I WILL GET MY KNIFE AND STRIP ALL YOUR REMAINING FLESH OFF AND FREEZE IT SO I CAN EAT IT LATER AND MAYBE SEND A FEW BITS TO YOU FAMILY LASTLY I WILL TAKE YOUR BLOOD AND USE IT TO WRITE THE STORY OF WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ALL OVER THE WALLS OF MY CELLAR TO COMMEMORATE THIS WORK OF ART CREATED THAT DAY, then I will eat your baby
Yours sincerely
__________Person 2
Person 1: *silence* ...wow...
...that was one hell of a Rage rant man
by OLZ. V. July 25, 2009
A term made famous by the strapping young Pioneers of Nebraska Wesleyan, Rage Monday is a weekly holiday-extravaganza, celebrated every Monday (usually between 8pm and 3am) in which copious amounts of alcohol and/or narcotics are consumed.
This behavior is often accompanied by reckless behavior, dance beats, FIFA, and random acts of debauchery.
Often it requires either careful planning and allocation of time for studies, or a complete disregard for the ridiculous amount of homework you have.
This behavior is often accompanied by reckless behavior, dance beats, FIFA, and random acts of debauchery.
Often it requires either careful planning and allocation of time for studies, or a complete disregard for the ridiculous amount of homework you have.
Ron: "Hey, my afternoon class got canceled..."
Slippery Pete: "....Rage Monday?"
Maintenance: "There's a trail of puke going to the bathroom, a broken window, and 40 cans of keystone in the garbage."
R.A.: "Rage Monday."
Slippery Pete: "....Rage Monday?"
Maintenance: "There's a trail of puke going to the bathroom, a broken window, and 40 cans of keystone in the garbage."
R.A.: "Rage Monday."
by CombatKurt February 22, 2011
Extremely hard raging, must be named Paige. Must be a human pinball at parties, will dance to ANY song. Entertains everyone in attendance and soul mission of the night is to steal a hat. Loves adventures and wreaking havoc on campus. Able to accomplish this at the same size of a baby squirrel. Miraculous.
Party Attendee 1: "Woah that girl just broke the stage!"
Party Attendee 2: "Actually, she broke her head...on the wall. And... she broke her butt...on the floor."
Paige(while running by): "RAGE PAIGE YEEEAHH"
Party Attendee 3: She's weird.
Paige: 激怒!!!
Party Attendee 2: "Actually, she broke her head...on the wall. And... she broke her butt...on the floor."
Paige(while running by): "RAGE PAIGE YEEEAHH"
Party Attendee 3: She's weird.
Paige: 激怒!!!
by sirchuggsalot November 21, 2011
Rage-typing is where usually a person called Oskar types really fast near to 80WPM and puts their microphone close to the keyboard for it to be picked up and heard by everyone in a discord call.
by ragetyper101 August 22, 2020
The rage that one gets filled with when they get very annoyed by the numerous unnecessary words used in Biology.
Person 1: "Yo, did you finish that Bio packet yesterday?"
Person 2: "No, man. I got halfway done, flew into a Bio Rage, and tore the damn thing in half."
Person 2: "No, man. I got halfway done, flew into a Bio Rage, and tore the damn thing in half."
by M4d Baumer April 04, 2010
An instance in which a player of Xbox is doing terrible in an online game, so they begin to rage. It starts off as mere screaming into the mic, but quickly escalates into throwing controllers and other objects, screaming profanity at the tv, and possibly even harming other people.
by kevando17 December 24, 2011
*Ade steals kill*
Eric ; What the FUCK arhhhhhhhhh *Eric Rage*
*Mic freeze*
*Dies to commando*
Eric: ima break this fucking disk
*Gets 15 assists in Halo*
Eric: Omfg ima spaz out omfg aarrggh *dashes xbox out window*
Eric ; What the FUCK arhhhhhhhhh *Eric Rage*
*Mic freeze*
*Dies to commando*
Eric: ima break this fucking disk
*Gets 15 assists in Halo*
Eric: Omfg ima spaz out omfg aarrggh *dashes xbox out window*
by team ownage November 15, 2010