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famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."
college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."
by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007
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Rubbahead

A moron. A moonbat. Soft as a grape. A complete total fucking idiot.
As Billings was fixing the leak, he looked at his assistant and said, "How did you not turn off the water you fuckin' rubbahead?"

When Brad forgot to put money in the meter, Frank said to him, "Whatta you a fuckin' moron- you don't know shit about meters... ya' rubbahead!"
by z51 April 30, 2010
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rubberbullet

rub'-ber-bul'-let

(n.)
1. One who is envied for his sexual dexterity
2. One who rocks without concern for those who are rocktose intolerant
3. A popular Brazilian ballroom dance

(v.)
1. To rock
2. To rock hard
3. To copulate

(int.)
1. Used to express merriment

Common mispellings: rubber bullet chuck norris
(n.) Man, I wish I were a rubberbullet.

(v.) Sorry, Mom, I can't empty the dishwasher. I've got to rubberbullet tonight.

(int.) Rubberbullet!!!
by Punani Poet June 11, 2006
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Ribbajack

Proper Noun
1. A fictional monster devised by Brian Jacques.
2. A monster created through hard thinking
1. "Look at that there ribbajack, Paw!"
2. "The ribbajack grabbed Monty, ran into the forest, and neither of them were ever seen again."
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Rubber Dog

Hey man don't forget to rubber dog that dick!
by CaptainIreland October 19, 2009
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rubber faucet

an accidental (or intentional) grazing of a limp (still covered in cum) dick right after sex across the girls face as he reaches over to grab water, a cigarette, anything... and leaves a small trail of sticky man juice... much like a dripping faucet.
He totally rubber fauceted me last night and got me in the eyes!
by BJill69 January 25, 2011
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Rubber bandit

An office thief - Robber of rubbers, stealer of stationary.
Alex Belk stole my rubber. He's such a rubber bandit.
by Jeb Jeb Binks March 6, 2013
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