Tabletop Reach

The action of performing digital sex on someone over the table

Dude: my cousin ruined Thanksgiving by giving me a tabletop reach

by Chronic fall November 15, 2019

reaching

Term used when someone is trying to get a close relationship with a way more educated person.

Did you see Stacy litterly flirting with our teacher?! she's totally reaching.

by deihn May 16, 2022

Rudolf the brown-nosed reach around

A sex act involving 3 people. One person has their nose in another persons butt while the first person is having sex doggy style with another person. One of said persons is reaching around and putting their own finger in their own butt.

Ryan, Becky and Lisa performed a “Rudolf the brown-nosed reach around” last night.

by Daphnedoes March 17, 2022

Halo reach around.

When you reach around a police officer lover style to grab their service weapon.

I gave the sheriff the ol' halo reach around.

by Kendigo June 2, 2023

Dutch Reach Around

When you give someone a reach around and they fart in your mouth at the same time.

Stephen got a mouth full of eggy gas when he gave Dick Tracey a Dutch Reach around

by Dutch Shola December 13, 2017

Reach Around

The fondling of a Butt Pirates Pole by a Limpy Wristed Fag.

That Limpy Wristed Fag is giving that Butt Pirate a reach around.

by Mr. Homophobia July 7, 2023

Remember Reach

Something someone says when mentioning Reach(planet), or the game Halo: Reach released in 2010. People will usually follow up with either the date when Reach fell(8/30/2552) or when Halo: Reach released(9/14)2010)

“You ever played Halo?”
“Yeah…I remember Reach. September 14th, 2010. The end of an era, man..”

by Halfcrabs March 19, 2025