puff doody

floaters left behind after a bad flush or low water pressure, resembling pastry puffs made of feces

somebody for got to flush and left
puff doody all up in the shitter

by hancho real March 24, 2009

puffay

Hair that is overly teased to the point it resembles a toupee.

Check out the puffay on that chick.

by sweetmelissa19 October 27, 2009

puffet (pronounced poo fay)

a sexual cornucopia of beautiful, available, and eagerly willing women

that library is puffet (pronounced poo fay); between the librarians and the patrons, any living dude can score with a beautiful woman with even the slightest effort

by jimijimijimijimi August 24, 2010

puff your own joint

Mind your own business

John: Can I help you deal with your breakup?
Linda: puff your own joint, would ya?

by sri22 March 5, 2011

puff levels

The measuring system of John Green's stress. The amount of stress increases directly with the puff level of his hair. Commonly used by Nerdfighters, or fans of he and his brothers Youtube account.

I have an exam tomorrow, puff levels will be high

by Pending Names January 2, 2015

puffer poon

A puffer poon is a big boned lady that thinks she is the best thing since sliced, toasted, ham and cheese, french bread with bacon on top!

Person 1:" did erica change the menu again?"
Person2:"she is such a puffer poon!"

by Monster Piel June 12, 2016

Puffled

To puffle: to take an idea or style from someone else and make it better, often having positive effects on the idea or style in general.

"The Shape Of Water puffled Creature from the Black Lagoon"

by glocksucker69 December 7, 2017