"There wasn't much room in the booth, so we had to fuck puerto rican style."
"He was too lazy to sit up so he just laid there puerto rican style while I gave him a bj."
"He was too lazy to sit up so he just laid there puerto rican style while I gave him a bj."
by Dash R1prock December 18, 2012
Get the Puerto Rican Style mug.Similar to an "Irish Goodbye", a Puerto rican roll out occurs after consuming one too many tequilas and you silently disappear from friends and family before you're able to make more of a scene.
"Shit. I just finished 2 bottles of Patron and have licked 3 random people's faces. I'm also pretty sure I tried to use out table as a toilet. It's probably time for a Puerto Rican roll out!"
by Ripken0713RifjRdjfj April 26, 2017
Get the Puerto Rican roll out mug.When you are too lazy or don't have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed.
I was running late for work had to give myself a Puerto Rican Pedicure so I could
Wear my peep toe heels
Wear my peep toe heels
by Tapcount November 17, 2016
Get the Puerto Rican pedicure mug.The process of fingering your Puerto Rican classmate’s mom specifically with your thumb ensuring insertion in both the entrance and exit holes, and then applying the resulting truffle butter residue across her forehead infant Simba style.
by Tito’s step Papi November 12, 2022
by Tyler_spees November 9, 2018
Get the puerto rican cheescake mug.When your coworker manages to spray the top of the toilet tank with assjuice, and or leaves shitty corn on the bathroom floor at work. People tend to do this move at gas stations and movie theaters.
I walked into the bathroom at work only to see that Carlos turned it into a puerto rican shitshow! Somehow he splashed his ass juice all over the employee bathroom and leaves it for others to take care of.
by lionel is a stupid fuckingname August 28, 2023
Get the Puerto rican shitshow mug.A national Puerto Rican holiday which is celebrated every Monday so that they can have a 3 day weekend
by Bhixton6500 March 8, 2021
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