Poon Monsoon

A group of hot girls

I was sitting by the pool when a poon monsoon rolled in and took over the place.

by wildstar82 July 1, 2011

Poons Poon

Referring to the female love hole or Vagina.

I want to hit that poons poon.

by G-RED October 28, 2006

poon coon

Someone who gets a lot of ratchets.

Parker is such a poon coon, hugging all the twerking girls.

by pooncoonx April 13, 2013

ghoul poon

1) A necrophiliac's dream come true. A recently departed female's vagina for use in necrophilia-like activities.
2) A nearly deceased female's vagina.
3) Rare Any elderly woman's vagina.

1) When Jack entered the morgue, he found a vast amount of ghoul poons.
2) The EMTs found the female victim's ghoul poon in full view.
3) Mrs. Cruplebottom has a dusty, unused ghoul poon.

by CoitusPerson April 16, 2009

Poonani juice

Juice from the vagina when in the throws of fingerblasting or some other form of adequate stimulation.

My roommate fingerblasted my girlfriend’s fucking pussy like hell while I was at work and soaked my side of the bed with her smelly poonani juice!

by Jsevere August 28, 2021

"tune-up from the poon up"

(phrase )

Sexual refreshing; Sex to keep a woman relaxed and happy.
A literal and colloquial description of lengthy sexual attention given to the body of a woman, administered by an eager partner,beginning with ,ending with , or merely including attention paid to the poon, or vagina.

see also "check up from the neck up" and "to' up from the flo' up".

"Hey Ricardo, see that girl in the tight shorts with the tramp stamp? I'd love to give her a "tune-up from the poon up".

by scar belle April 12, 2008

Poon Punt

Female version of being "cock blocked"

"She totally poon punted me!"

by broske!! January 20, 2009