procrastinator

A procrastinator is someone who finds any possible excuse to get out of doing work. They are lasy people who don't feel like doing the work or simply can't focus. Procrastinators are usually teenage students who would rather watch Netflix or jerk off instead of completing their science essay for the next day.

"Did you walk the dog yet?"
"No, I decided to be a procrastinator and raise my son instead"

by mistakeisme April 23, 2019

Procrastinate

u. what you are fucking doing right now.... GO FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK THAT WAS DUE 2 MONTHS AGO YOU KNOW YOUR GONNA FAIL THE YEAR BITCH

You: you, procrastinate.. is what your lazy fucking ass is doing rn

by BeLGBTQ+andShakeThatAss April 16, 2021

Procrastineating

The process of eating more food than digestible for as long as humanly possible, in a desperate bid to delay work.

Oh my god Amanda, stop procrastineating, you're going to get a stomach ache AND an F!

by Rosesftw! May 17, 2017

procrastinATE

When you procrastinate but specifically eat in order to procrastinate therefore you are procrastinATEing.

"I just procrastinATEd and now I am going to annoy my roommates by complaining about how much stomach hurts"-That silly ginger

by shortsillyginger February 9, 2021

procrastinate

Being lazy and just lying around not doing anything, just questioning life.

I'm procrastinating right now, crap.

Hmm, i should do my homework cause its due tomorrow. Nah, i'll procrastinate instead.

by ScooterFox February 16, 2017

Procrastinator

Someone who is lazy as crap

I'm sitting on the couch 'cause I'm a procrastinator.

by 1:38 September 5, 2018

Procrastinator

Students.

Procrastinator on daily basis

Student: Homework... I'll do it at 5PM.
Time: 5:05PM
Student: Well, shit, I'll do it at 6PM
Time: 6:02PM
Student: Well, shit—

by The-HeeHee-is-coming April 18, 2021