chocolate covered pretzel 

A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.

She's so sweet and salty at the same time. She'said just like a chocolate covered pretzel.

chocolate covered pretzel by Chocolate Covered Pretzel April 17, 2017

Eat a pretzel 

Used as an alternate way of saying your going to kill your self

Friend 1: Oh my god I have so much work to do im going to kill myself.
Friend 2: Don't say stuff like that.
Friend 1: Fine... I'm going to eat a pretzel.
Friend 2: Your missing the point.

Eat a pretzel by mtfort February 22, 2018

Satan's pretzel 

When one sticks their dick in their own ass.

"Holy shit, that looks like Satan's pretzel! I didn't mean for you to literally go fuck yourself."

Satan's pretzel by C0deRage October 17, 2019

Not a pretzel 

When having sex and your man bends yr leg up to far and you say not a pretzel and he pushes your leg up farther

He pushed my leg up far while having sex and I said I'm not a pretzel and he pushed it up farther

Not a pretzel by Kochst087 November 20, 2020

Gibb River Pretzel

The crusty Kimberly dust that is found firmly impregnated in the salty nose residue that is blown out onto a Gibb River Road tissue.

"This Gibb River Pretzel is slightly different in both taste and texture to the Nullabor oysters that I'm used to!"

Gibb River Pretzel by Haniel Docking June 19, 2021

Go warm up a pretzel 

To go fuck yourself.

Why don't you just go warm up a pretzel.

Go warm up a pretzel by asdfweasdfwea December 3, 2021

himalayan meat pretzel

when two guys have their dongs tied together while one is doing a handstand while making fun of a guy named Axel.

Bro I'm going to put you into a Himalayan meat pretzel

-i fucking hate axel

himalayan meat pretzel by victorsan November 8, 2025