When a man farts through his penis. Also a children's story book character. Coincidence? I think not.
by ScreamingSundae May 11, 2018
Get the Peef mug.A preemptive flush occurs when one is sitting on the shitter, hears footsteps and flushes even if it isn't neccessary in order to let the person whose footsteps you heard know it's occupied, to deter them from coming into the toilet while you're doing your business.
A: I was sitting on the toilet mid-shit when I heard my sister's footsteps, I did a preemptive flush so she wouldn't come in while I was doing a blumpkin.
by Some_Random_Asshat March 31, 2018
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by Smartboiwhomakeswurds January 4, 2019
Get the Peefo mug.A master at masturbating. Acts like he has a big penis, but has that of a premature 5 year old. He claims to love anime, but he only loves hentai and grannies.
by John K. Alex January 10, 2019
Get the Preecha mug.The practice of Peef is to have a case of such explosive shits that you rocket yourself through the ceiling. It also is when some one shits so hard they tear a hole in their pants or their toilet. The last person to have a case of Peef launched themselves into orbit and was hit by a Satilite, this tragic story is a prime example of why you should wish to never have peef, this is why you never want to go to Chipotle.
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