(noun) a beer-carrying pouch which is created by taking the shirt off of your back, laying it flat on the ground, placing beers onto the flat shirt, then tying the lower corners and shirt sleeves to each other so that the beers cannot fall out. It is so named because when carried, to a drunk, it may appear that one is carrying the head of the snake-laden Medusa of lore.
I have all of this beer and n container to transport it. All I have are my personal possessions, my body, and a very resourceful intellect. Eureka! I'll use my shirt to rig up and Medusa pouch.
by J4N35H December 9, 2010
Get the Medusa pouchmug. Dude paul is such a gnarly mad cunt, apparently he was pouching shannon last night when she was sleeping, when she woke up her lefty was bigger.
by Howmuchisthefish March 8, 2017
Get the Pouchingmug. Michael is being such a grouch-pouch with his shitty hormonal attitude towards all females with a positive outlook.
by xp!ora March 22, 2025
Get the Grouch-Pouchmug. When you wear a hoodie and cut a hole in the pocket for your penis. Masturbate with your hand and dick in the pouch while hoping a little during. Finish in the pouch.
by DarrinTheHunn April 20, 2025
Get the Kangaroo Pouchmug. by Mudd Pack February 27, 2024
Get the Mud pouchmug. the area above the genitals and below the stomach of very over weight person. Its not your gentials its not the stomach. What is it...a mystery pouch.
by rosie red dress August 21, 2011
Get the mystery pouchmug. by ewdatsnasty July 25, 2017
Get the poochie pouchmug.