pootertoot

root of all evil

pootertoot is awesome

by AGrz October 21, 2008

pooter brown

A woman's asshole that is used as a pussy. To fuck a girl in the ass.

I'm gonna get me some "pooter brown"

by Willie Drake June 2, 2007

Porter

A literal angel who I love with all my heart. They make everyone so happy and make this world so bright and amazing! Anyone that has them in their life is so lucky! They are so wonderful.

Porter is the absolute best!!

by vegannoodle May 17, 2018

postern

an entrance that no one really knows about, an un recognised entrance

The cops came in the front so we cheesed it out the postern.

by Jon Provance December 6, 2006

Posterior Motive

Posterior meaning buttocks, the phrase is derived from the phrase "ulterior motives". The phrase refers to a male being phony twords the opposite sex with the intentions of sexual Intercourse.

Seeing a male explaining any of the following to a female could be seen as having Posterior Motives: "I'm different than the other guys", "I love poetry!", "I think you look great with no makeup" "I think you are so unique" ect ect.

by LilBobbySaget September 6, 2013

superior posterior

better than average ass, large ass.

"She has a superior posterior compared with that flat-assed girl"

by Lick Her Assman March 10, 2014

polterjoist

The noise a house makes when it is cooling down and you hear what appear to be footsteps upstairs or doors opening.

Matt and Vikkie were sitting in the lounge when they heard footsteps upstairs, don't worry Vikkie said its just a polterjoist.

by Matthew Lowe February 18, 2008