postual intercourse

The action of a mail man engaging in sexual intercourse with one of his or her loyal applicants.

Mine was great, I had postual intercourse with my mailman.

by zerg_you_in_the_face November 7, 2010

Podstalking

Looking through someone's music playing device without them knowing.

I was podstalking Hunter the other day; he has some really weird music in his iPod

by Dodecaheadron December 1, 2010

Postaholic

A person that has been warned or advised NOT to post their picture on Facebook or other social media EVERY SINGLE DAY. The person then goes on to post ANYTHING, whether relevant or not, every single day.

"That girl from high school stopped her "selfie" posts, but posted a picture of her flat tire...She is such a postaholic."

by AMPTNT December 7, 2013

Postarrhea

The compulsive behavior to have to post everything to social networks.

Post anything and everything you do unto social networks, such as going to the bathroom, being stoned drunk, forwarding everything are just a few of the ailments of:
POSTARRHEA

by Whispering Wolf March 30, 2015

portal key

A virtual item used in the augmented reality game Ingress used to make links, fields and remote recharge portals.

Did you know that recycling a portal key will give you 500 Xm?

by Benbe April 18, 2016

postarianpoodle

a person that looks at your boner

wow he's staring at my boner what a postarianpoodle

by rough hammer September 16, 2016

Portal Mirror

Portal Mirrors are used a lot by oracles in order to see the future. For all oracles, it is the mind that can see into the past, future, present. By using the Portal Mirrors, they can see more vividly what they saw, and can even pause, rewind, and fast forward the vision. This can also be used for a teleportation device. With a Portal Mirror, the user could travel anywhere in existence depending on the users mana.

The Oracle used her Portal Mirror to travel into her secret garden, only accessible by teleportation.

by Book.Nerd July 18, 2016