poaching

Hunting for chicks

Dude you ready to go poaching? there's alotta hot girls here tonight lets go scoop em up.

by yan starr September 4, 2011

roach poach

to hunt cockroaches, waterbugs or silverfish illegally for profit and/or fun

with ted's PS2 on the fritz, we decided to embark on a roach poach till that snotty little intern from greenpeace showed up and tied us all up

by Laren McLauren May 27, 2003

poacher turned game keeper

a person who once was at the bottom of the ladder and schemed they're way to the top.

look at you poacher turned game keeper you got there by scheming.

by uboat January 18, 2010

cock poacher

Another term used to describe a person who prevents a man from initiating intercourse with another....Effectively shooting the cock like a poacher in the African Sahara. Also see cock blocker

"Big John is acting like a real cock poacher tonight."

"Janet's friend is such a bitch. I have been trying to fuck her forever and that girl is a real cock poacher."

by merlin12volt August 18, 2009

poaching

To try and seduce the partner of a friend or colleague in an awkward embarrassing sex pest style

Asking a girl if she has a tissue because you want to cum on her breasts

by dave finnon September 4, 2003

Poad

noun
A creature resembling the cross features of a possum and a toad.
Considered to be beyond all hideousness.
Known for its unbearable stench, caused by deification through the mouth.
The Poad reproduces A-sexually unable to find a mate.
Believed to be covered in course black hair.

To be called a "Poad" is to be insulted by comparison to this wretched creature.

"Don't be such a Poad!"

by paperbag princess October 4, 2008

poaf

Poaf-ed, Poaves: (Poe-f: Bread LOAF, with a P)

1. A poop loaf.
2. A loaf of poop.
3. To pinch off a loafer.

You are a poaf; Dude! Why did you eat that poaf!; You are all poaves; I just poafed.

by Nephyst and Merlo June 8, 2007