When someone gets a blowjob while in the middle of playing the mobile game, Dokkan Battle. Referenced from a character from the game, "Planet-Crushing Blow Cooler (Final Form)."
Alexander The Vegito King: yo lonk did you no item that stage yet
lonk: yea i even beat it while getting a Planet-Crushing Blow from shawty
Alexander The Vegito King: what the fuck are you talking about
lonk: yea i even beat it while getting a Planet-Crushing Blow from shawty
Alexander The Vegito King: what the fuck are you talking about
by lonkischinese October 3, 2022
Get the Planet-Crushing Blowmug. normally a circle, and tends to be in a solar system.
they are either gas in a circle shape or a rock in a circle shape, and normally have a big block of cheese orbiting them.
they are either gas in a circle shape or a rock in a circle shape, and normally have a big block of cheese orbiting them.
by ⎮∩✝︎ℇ☈∧€t March 19, 2022
Get the Planetmug. by gregben September 13, 2023
Get the The Seventh Planetmug. Signature catchphrase of the legendary Rhys "O" Brian, used when your confused or surprised. Commonly preceded by "Erm".
by Silverbeak February 23, 2024
Get the What the planetmug. That woke vegan friend we all have who cares so much about the planet that she pulls out her metal straws at every cafe. She legit has sleepless nights just in case her wet and dry waste are not segregated correctly. She’s all heart and does small acts of love for the planet, like upcyling eco-friendly recycled plastic waste into packaging material.
by Luluinlondon November 25, 2021
Get the Love Beauty and Planetmug. When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.
Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?
by Cate89 March 23, 2019
Get the Planet of the apes chimney sweepmug. wjhy the hell
does 1 fortified moab
have infinite h
It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.
At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.
It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.
I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
does 1 fortified moab
have infinite h
It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.
At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.
It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.
I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas — Today at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)
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10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)
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10:13 PM
by O1RD October 19, 2022
Get the the most famous lion on planet earthmug.