Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git
by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024
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This defines the Ulta Low-Cost Pilot. A pilot who is willing to take less base pay, less retirement, and less loss of medical security. Simply to have the "possibility" to earn a higher wage of money even if it's inconsistent month to month.
The opposite; is a non Ultra Low-Cost pilot who is able to generate a steady higher guaranteed income month to month and if desired to work more, when opportunity is available still earn up to 200% pay. Basically Ulta Low-Cost pilots were pilots that said things like: "I love flying so much, I'd do it for free". Or, "I'd fly for Food".
This defines the Ulta Low-Cost Pilot. A pilot who is willing to take less base pay, less retirement, and less loss of medical security. Simply to have the "possibility" to earn a higher wage of money even if it's inconsistent month to month.
The opposite; is a non Ultra Low-Cost pilot who is able to generate a steady higher guaranteed income month to month and if desired to work more, when opportunity is available still earn up to 200% pay. Basically Ulta Low-Cost pilots were pilots that said things like: "I love flying so much, I'd do it for free". Or, "I'd fly for Food".
I thought your husband was going to be here? Me too, but he is a Ultra Low-Cost Pilot. He has to volunteer to pick up last second flights to get paid close to what real pilots make.
by CrazyolMaurice September 25, 2023
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Jack was piloting Jill around his flat, whilst she sat naked atop Jack’s shoulders, and whilst he buried his face in Jill’s vagina.
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The gayest band on this earth. It consists of Tyler Joseph, who is a kitchen sink, but nobody knows what that means and Josh Dun who's putting on a drum show. They don't wanna be heard, they wanna be listen to. They're trying to collect all twenty one pilots. Tyler has a pet cheetah in his basement, his name's Jason Statham. Also they can't sleep. Basically That's the only thing they sing about. They're pretty cool people.
Person 1: HAVE YOU HEARD BREACH BY TWENTY ONE PILOTS? THE END OF THE TRECH SAGA IS INSANE. CLANCY BECOME A BISHOP?
Person 2: the only one insane thing is you
Person 2: the only one insane thing is you
by anonymous October 4, 2025
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by Poepholl Pilot March 11, 2019
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Also another word for someone who serves milkshake in Mcdonalds.
Minge Pilot, is a term made from the two words "minge" and "pilot" so can be translated to mean someone who flies an aircraft and likes vagina.
It is generally a term used for lesbians as apart from scissoring and fingering, they are limited in what they can do, so they therefore usually go down on their partner.
Also another word for someone who serves milkshake in Mcdonalds.
Minge Pilot, is a term made from the two words "minge" and "pilot" so can be translated to mean someone who flies an aircraft and likes vagina.
It is generally a term used for lesbians as apart from scissoring and fingering, they are limited in what they can do, so they therefore usually go down on their partner.
Oh see Ellie over there? Shes such a minge pilot!
Look at John, he flies a plane and goes down on his wife, what a minge pilot!
Thanks for the vanilla milkshake Mr Minge Pilot!
Look at John, he flies a plane and goes down on his wife, what a minge pilot!
Thanks for the vanilla milkshake Mr Minge Pilot!
by Mrtittybojangle January 10, 2014
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