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i-paded

it's when you shit on some plastic wrap pull it tight then slap someone in the face with it
Dude what happened Alex just came around the corner and i-paded me
by berwickboy09 October 27, 2011
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Paedo

Michael English the guy that stole madeline mccann.
(GUY 1) Dude, be careful, theres a Mike behind you...
(GUY 2) Ohh a paedo
by Michael English September 14, 2011
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paedophiladelphiaphile

A slang term known amongst the pretty people as a way of describing someone who is a toucher of young aged soft cheese, not to be confused with paedodairyleaphile, which is based on a much less mature cheese.
"Oh my gosh, look at that dude in the dairy produce aisle, He's SUCH a paedophiladelphiaphile!"
by nathan & charlotte December 9, 2008
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pavement shagger

Man who has sex by rubbing his genitals on the pavement.Also known to obtain gratification by rolling around in bin-liners filled with garbage
Appeared on HIGNFY.
by global February 14, 2004
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Pavel

Boy, you're acting real Pavel right now.
by MeatyBoy564 March 9, 2020
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pavel

PAVEL:

A nobody , who wants to find out stuff about you and use it against you...

A pavel is not to be trusted in any measure..

Adjv: A person with no sense of identity pretends to be of a different faith,he is really a good,muslim boy..in fact pavel is not even his real name..

PROBABLY HAS FIFTEEN KIDS AND AS MANY WIVES..

Lies on millionarie sites duping 40+ women into marriage ..

Scours myspace and bebo pages to find out everything about you and EVEN IMPERSONATES YOU..
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TRUST A PAVEL IN ANY MEASURE YOU ARE WRONG!!

*after all the shit and blatant lies he spread about chelsea when she invited him to chat in 05 (get over it bitch), she could have done more than calls this sand rat out*
PAVEL IS A LIAR,IN REAL LIFE (HE IS THE PIZZA DUDE HE BUNKS WITH 100 OF HIS COUSINS) IT IS NOT EVEN HIS REAL NAME,HE WILL TRY AND USE SHIT AGAINST YOU,DO NOT COMMIT TO EVEN THE SMALLEST ACT OF TRUST AROUND A PAVEL..

IF YOU SEE A PAVEL IN THE STREET AVOID IT , CHANGE DIRECTION OR DO SOMETHING UNPREDICTABLE..

DO NOT GIVE A PAVEL THE OPPURTUNITY..!
by shazamhosamliarallahfake September 5, 2009
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Pavement

The death place of people who talk shit and end up dead.
yo that suckas down on the pavement.
by steve July 11, 2004
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