parker webb

the biggest pimp there ever was. not so much of a pimp or a tennis player as a player hatin mutha fukin bad ase

parker webb sticks his weiner in many things, such as flowers, spider men, and noses

by jackolantern December 13, 2004

mrs. parker

A teacher who is a racist, homophobic, transphobic cunt

Wow! The teacher is such a Mrs. Parker.

by I didnt cause a bomb threat :) July 31, 2016

Peter Parker

TONY STARK’S (AND STEPHEN STRANGE’S) SON, A SMOL BEAN, AND A GAY SHITE

PETER PARKER IS TONY’S SON, FIGHT ME

by dead.inside.stark July 6, 2018

Poppy Parker

Poppy Parker is a ginger girl with very blue eyes. She has awful style and sucks at hair. She is obsessed with her brothers friend TADDY and wants to be with him but he rejected her. She loves teddies as well. She’s so mean and rude but can be funny very rarely. She has an amazing best friend called lydia who she aspires to be. Everyone needs a betch like poppy in their life.

I met a poppy Parker today

Poor you

by Befri November 4, 2021

Parker Express

A penis wrinkle, often accompanied by ass spiders

He was being such a parker express the other night.

by ant14029 March 12, 2021

Parker Darr

The best of the best in terms of being pesty. He will either annoy you until you die or make you laugh so much you die and NO! There is no in between.

Person1. What the hell, is that Parker Darr

Person 2. Ohhh crap is he gonna kill me
Person 1. Of course he is you idiot

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! March 20, 2023

Deegan Parker

HE is the most person ever

Deegan Parker is yes

by yupperdupper June 17, 2022