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Pakistani Middleman

When you take a nasty poop and you use the bidet and it still didn't get all of it ....so you have to turn the bidet on and reach underneath and scrub with your left hand
Why is there a big Gulp cup in the bathroom at 7-11? Oh. You have never had a Pakistani Middleman have you?
by commadore mike July 30, 2023
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pakismali

A person who is from pakistan and somalia
Look at that wasteman, hes such a pakismali.
by Wasteman2009 September 16, 2023
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Parishville Party Gag

Parishville party gag

"It is the act of stealthily replacing your deployed tampon with an unused party popper. Then asking your boyfriend to pull the string and remove the fake tampon in hopes of having sex."
"I was about to get my red wings last night, but she pulled a Parishville party gag on me."
by Rezboy sunday October 13, 2023
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Pakistani Handshake

The undeniable stench of body odor that is so strong you can smell the offense as the person walks up to you. This replaces the common and traditional greeting used such as clasping hands to convey a welcome and friendly introduction.
It can be found throughout cultures were deodorant is not applied or accepted as part of good daily hygiene habits. This type of 'handshake' is most prevalent in middle eastern countries: Pakistan, India, Turkey, Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Russia, etc. Also, most of the African continent as well: Egypt, Morocco, and Algeria to name a few.
Whoa, that guys stinks!
I know... it smells like he hasn't washed in a week! He is rock'n the Pakistani Handshake
by hexacat October 25, 2023
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Pakistanian

What illiterate dumbasses think they're supposed to call people from Pakistan
"are you Pakistanian?"
"no you fucking illiterate retard I am Pakistani"
by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023
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Pakistanian

What illiterate people think Pakistanis are called.
"I LOVE PAKISTAN I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR "PAKISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"
"Wow you're such a nationalist Pakistanian"
"Bastard bitch I am Pakistani
by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023
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Pakislani

Used for hyder or zulqi katcha bunen

Specifically for those two
Look at the two dirty pakislani’s working there’
by Katcha bunen December 24, 2023
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