Lily padding

When crapping a meaty but soft stool it builds up to the surface and forms a lily pad of feces. A lily pad flower forms when a curl remains centered on the top and the out-of-water aromatics follow.

I had to courtesy flush for myself in there. I thought things were going well but I didn’t realize it was lily padding.

by MacGyversblade March 7, 2020

Lily pad

Stuff that frogs hop on

Person 1: Oi man did you see dat Lily Pad over dere m8?

Person 2: Ya I think dat froggie was hoppin all over it!

by bumm_y May 23, 2020

li-pad

A tablet that is designed to look like an iPad but it's much cheaper, harder to use and slower.

Dick: Merry Christmas Wendy I hope you like your present!

Wendy: I hate it it's a Li-Pad!

by MyFreddie22 June 7, 2016

Pound Pad

The area above the vagina that is soft and puffy so you can pound that bitch.

Her pound pad was kind of hairy but also squishy so I'm not sore even though I destroyed that pussy.

by Pad Pounder July 20, 2014

Pad-slap

The act of slapping someone across the face with a used feminine napkin.

You are asking for a serious pad-slapping.

by WrathOfKron December 13, 2012

sketch pad

A person whom is frequently sketchy

Nah, man, hes always sketchy. That dude is a sketch pad.

by QNA February 2, 2008

pad thai

Slang for marijuana.

While we were driving to the beach, we smoked the pad thai and stopped at Bed, Biscuit and Beyond because we had the munchies.

by Aandy June 19, 2008