guy on top

A male so physically small that if he were on bottom he would be crushed by his bottom. Otherwise he would be crushed by his partner.

He's a twig! He must be a guy on top

by raebeinkebeinkerae November 29, 2017

Inland Octopus

The act of inserting eight fingers into the vagina or butthole and wiggling them around vigorously to create intense pleasure and likely an immediate orgasm.

An advanced user can use their thumbs to play with vag bean. Or in reverse, the thumbs can be used to tickle the stink rim.

Every other Saturday the wife and I take turns performing the Inland Octopus on each other. She likes the normal way, and I like it in reverse.

by SwimTrunkDude December 4, 2017

Balls on top

When you think you shut down a conversation that is boring you or you are bored with the situation you are in.

Complete silence.... Then you hear "Balls on top!" Said by Austin

by Austin's Goddess 💋 February 8, 2018

Salty Octopus Disease

Salty octopus disease is a very rare illness seen in 0.01% of the population. Female sperm whales impaired with the disease tend to be salty and toxic, as well as, ugly and grotesque pedophiles. If you ever meet a sperm whale infected with this disease, be sure to contact the local aquarium for sick and mentally challenged sea creatures.

-" hey Commumoose, have you heard there is someone with salty octopus disese on the loose?"-

-"douchebag did you that Angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?"-

by Arix the Commumoose June 28, 2018

Panda On Top!

Normally a word used to call yourself a retard or single you like child games at an adult age. People that normally say this just want attention and take child games really seriously. It may also signal that you should feel bad for them anytime they unironically say this.

Amarion shouts "Lol! Panda On Top!" in a depressed tone after immediately being shunned and joked by his friends. Amarion just wanted empathy and wanted to be acknowledged for his sadness.

by ok 11 December 31, 2020

Comfy_octopi.cos

Everyone’s favorite cosplayer! Everyone loves her cosplay and she’s just so beautiful 😫

Person A: Hey! Have you seen comfy_octopi.cos new video?
Person B:HELL YEAH! I love their cosplays so much and they talk and spread things about important stuff!
Person A: who wouldn’t like them?
Person B: not me 🤩

by Comfyoctopilovely March 10, 2021

Sammi On Top!

This is a sign of power... you should give your whole stash to him.

Sammi On Top!! What does that mean? Power!

by TheStrizzle March 31, 2021