Chronicly online describes someone who has spent so much of their time online, it warps their sense of reality. This hinders their ability to effectively communicate about topics, like politics or social justice; because of their lack of experience in the real world.
"Look at Arson! Their singing gacha songs dressed as Todoroki from mha! They are so chronicly online."
by I.luv.sharks101 November 29, 2022
Get the chronicly onlinemug. Shopping online while half blacked out and waking up to the bank account drained to stupid shit like selfie sticks
by PtoWn_paul December 31, 2015
Get the vodka onlinemug. by im-in-marching-band-so-im-dead December 16, 2019
Get the Fish Onlinemug. The act of voluntarily removing your account in a social network. The reasons are many, one being the realization that you are wasting away your life with it when you could be doing something productive. It could also be a sacrifice to the gods. Like an actual suicide, the departure may result in many people missing you and the shedding of tears. After having gone through with an online suicide, there is generally a sense of relief and freedom. Congratulations, you can now carry on with your real life! Sign and wonder awaits you.
Joe finally realized that his facebook-abuse was negatively affecting his life by encouraging procrastination, mindless scrolling of statuses and photos telling of people's worthless lives and finally decided that an online suicide was the only way out. Afterwards, he felt like a new man and exlaimed with great relish: "Smeagol is FREEEE".
by Leumas Fyzz March 18, 2014
Get the online suicidemug. The process of logging into your work location online/remotely.
The possibility of accomplishing your office task remotely from any location by using a computer to access work information.
The possibility of accomplishing your office task remotely from any location by using a computer to access work information.
by AshiJ July 16, 2020
Get the Online Commutemug. Person 1: Hey! Guess what? I just found a new game to play!
Person 2: Yes?
Person 1: It's called Iris Online.
Person 2: Oh, ok.
Person 2: Yes?
Person 1: It's called Iris Online.
Person 2: Oh, ok.
by Inky-paws May 7, 2011
Get the Iris Onlinemug. Online Tag: When you have the same friend on 4 or more social networks, or instant messengers, and nearly miss them everytime. Usually this involves keeping the same browser window open, not opening tabs.
You just switch from website to website hoping to catch a minute of conversation.
It's more entertaining than sending emails.
You just switch from website to website hoping to catch a minute of conversation.
It's more entertaining than sending emails.
Guy: Hey I finally reached you!
Guy2: What do you mean?
Guy: I was playing Online Tag all morning!
Guy2: Sorry, I was all over.
Guy2: What do you mean?
Guy: I was playing Online Tag all morning!
Guy2: Sorry, I was all over.
by kamel_reds January 25, 2010
Get the Online Tagmug.