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Sage

Is most definitely a dog person. Sages don't care about what they wear, but it's ok. Sage is the kind who loves martial arts and horseback riding.
Woah! She loves dogs! She is a Sage!
by wrkjfwle September 22, 2021
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Sage time

After relapse, when one can think/make decisions without any influence from their genital area. Related to Post-nut clarity.
Guy 1: Fuck! I spent too much money on my date with this girl, I was so down bad!
Guy 2: Wouldn't have happened if you were on sage time
by cobaltlegend5 December 25, 2022
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Sage Queen Alice

Whereas most classical savants are found to be male, Sage Queen Alice is a female goddess. This sacred ancient Chinese Cleopatra is the overlord of all living creatures, nay: Her Majesty omnisciently commands all being, including the deficient borders of this humble macrocosm.
No approach could potentially illustrate Thine divine eminent omnipotence, Sage Queen Alice.
by Despapito November 21, 2021
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Sage

A person who typically says publicly they’re a good person but when you talk to them alone they become the most racist, fatphobic piece of shit you’ll ever meet
Sage: Yeah I support Indian people *mocks them*

Also Sage:

Don’t say pizza pizza that’s racist!
by Lsjsjxjx April 29, 2023
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Sage-roll

When you put a bundle of sage in your partners anal cavity and attempt to cleanse your partners chakra and soul.
I'm gonna Sage-roll you so hard, your gonna have a hard time seeing through your third eye -Chad
by Demon duuuuddddeeee April 23, 2020
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Sage

A person with a low iq and questionable humor. If you're around them, they're most likely to make jokes about farts and penises. Stay away from them.
Omg sage just texted me haha penis butt this morning and expected me to laugh...and i totally did. Im not proud of it.
by wrexham July 22, 2022
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sage

Word for drugs that dies not sound like drugs.
No sage was allowed at the rave.
by ='srtrx September 1, 2019
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