Similar to jet-lag, jail-lag is the time/routine shift which a person experiences after being in jail for more than just a few days.
After serving 18 days in jail being forced into an unusual routine, a person experiences jail-lag after returning to the "free" world.
by NoMoreFederalGovernment! September 5, 2013
Get the Jail-lagmug. When a girl moves on from a man but then days, weeks, or months later her vagina craves his dick no matter whom she may be with now.
My best friend broke up with her boyfriend a week and a half ago but just called him up asking for sex because of her vagina lag.
by Laggg December 28, 2018
Get the vagina lagmug. A contraption in open world MMO Survival games (Minecraft for example) that intentionally slows down server time catastrophically for everyone on the server no matter the distance if it’s being rendered.
Example of chat during lagging
HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt
Chat was wild for 20 minutes.
HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt
Chat was wild for 20 minutes.
by Malcontent lag February 26, 2022
Get the Lag Machinemug. When you are fighting with someone over AIM or Facebook Chat and in the time it takes you to type your response they have typed something else, and you send it after that topic has died.
Person 1: texting is for winners!!
Person 1: why dont you ever text?
Person 1: it is soo much easier!!
Person 1: OMG that reminds me.... i was texting jake yesterday and guess what he said??!
Person 2: NO! TEXTING IS FOR LOSERS!
Person 2: lol lag fighting.
Person 1: why dont you ever text?
Person 1: it is soo much easier!!
Person 1: OMG that reminds me.... i was texting jake yesterday and guess what he said??!
Person 2: NO! TEXTING IS FOR LOSERS!
Person 2: lol lag fighting.
by Avenator14 November 10, 2010
Get the Lag Fightingmug. When there is a group of people in a First Person Shooter or Third Person Shooter game type lobby with a bad lag. While a lag flock would be a host migration in a game such like Call of Duty.
by LULZ TRUCK BUT FARIS IS GEY March 14, 2013
Get the Lag Birdmug. Similar to Jet Lag, Sports Lag is that fatigue you feel after staying up late to watch the game on tv.
Joe: Dude,why are you so sleepy, it's 10am and you have a meeting.
Dude: Ah man, I got Sports Lag from watching Monday Night Football.
Dude: Ah man, I got Sports Lag from watching Monday Night Football.
by PeterPo October 22, 2009
Get the Sports Lagmug. I was playing some Half-Life when it started running slow and I experienced some terminal lag! Aaargh!!
by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. November 30, 2017
Get the terminal lagmug.