name that tune!

When you have a massive shit brewing and produce an audio masterpiece by feathering your sphincter whilst expelling toxic fart gas from your colon.
Hey dude... *paaarrrrppp* Name that tune!!!
by KencoKid March 22, 2022
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deja tune

A rare phenomena when the same song is playing on two or more radio stations simultaneously. Can be very irritating when searching for good music because it usually occurs with the latest generation of pop or poon tunes.
The new Taylor Swift song is playing on country 96.1 and hits 103.3. Talk about deja tune.
by Indomitable798 October 28, 2010
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Tuning fork

The act of farting while balls deep in your partner. Thus resulting in their insides vibrating like a tuning fork
I had to fart right after we were done, so I gave her a tuning fork
by Big Jolly April 16, 2024
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tuned backwood

is he smoking tuned backwood?
yessir
by 172nervo February 19, 2023
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dibs aren't in tune

To have money. If the dibs are in tune, it means you're flush and can go raise hell etc - conversely, if the dibs aren't in tune, it means you're skint.
Bertie: What ho old chap. Are you coming to tea?
Corky: 'Fraid I can't mate - the dibs aren't in tune this month. I'll have to hit up my Uncle Worple for some cash.
by isntit November 21, 2011
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Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.
Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.
by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015
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